OH CRAP! I forgot to update that! The story is fake, I did it for a gag at another website (
www.somethingawful.com) and so many people looked at it, it caused my host to start overcharging me for bandwidth. As a result, I never got around to fixing my website or updating my blog!!!!!
LOL. I really did dislocate my finger though, it still hurts.
I actually have a very nice job which is promoting me on Tuesday. The only sucky thing about it is having to move a lot which causes me to have to sell off my arcade every once in awhile b/c I can't take it all with me.
EDIT: On a side note, I lost 3 grand in Vegas last time I was there, so I still don't recommend gambling unless you are OK with losing the money.