You wanna impress me? 
Pay my bills.  
Wanna impress me?  Pay your own bills.    

  I think that was pretty good 

Most impressive. But, can you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time?
Actually I can, I can even change the speed of an individual hand, so I could pat my head twice as fast as I rub my stomach!
my boy can wiggle his ears
Your boy cant wiggle a single ear at a time now, can he?  DIDNT THINK SO 

  Wonder why dogs can do that and we cant.....
More importantly can you rub bosss7's stomach and still stay dry?
*shudders*  You win.  I dont wanna know.