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Harry Potter

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2006, 03:24:03 pm »
Good morning.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2006, 03:25:57 pm »
Does my sig qualify?

Otherwise...

"And then the pickle rolled over."

No clue.  I walked into a room where some friends were discussing something... They turned, looked at me, there was an awkward silence, then someone said that like it was the punchline of a joke.

I am suspicious that they were talking about me.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2006, 03:26:27 pm »

They call you The Pickle.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2006, 03:30:07 pm »
At east it wasn't "oops, did I do that" in an urkel voice.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2006, 03:31:10 pm »
"It's not going anywhere as long as saint's in front."
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2006, 03:34:11 pm »
Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:31:10 pm
"It's not going anywhere as long as saint's in front."


lmao now that is funny right there.....
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2006, 08:25:15 pm »
 "I've never found anything remotely like that on ---my bottom---. You might want to see a doctor."
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2006, 08:38:17 pm »
"I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh?"
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2006, 10:31:24 pm »
"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2006, 11:52:38 pm »
I was walking toward a restaurant counter, a guy was already standing there. He turned around, looked at me and said, in a loud and questioning voice:

"Squeezeable?"

He then realized I wasn't who he thought I was, so he looked over my shoulder and asked again. I guess he was talking about ketchups.



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Re: QOOC
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2006, 12:30:44 am »
Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve see, and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2006, 04:08:50 am »
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Our team is empowered to guarantee your gratifaction.

That should be in the dictionary along with embiggens and cromulent
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2006, 09:30:50 am »

Empowered is another way to say "we have your balls in our hand".
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2006, 03:04:32 am »
Women are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2006, 04:16:13 am »
Women are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ God for our entertainment
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2006, 05:16:11 am »


"never sit down with a pocket full of caterpillars"

(from a tub of mork and mindy yoghurt back when i was in primary school)
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