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QOOC
« on: January 05, 2006, 10:52:08 am »
One of my favorite things is a funny Quote Out Of Context.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2006, 01:22:07 pm »
I think this is what you want...

"After those concerts the band's name was changed to Led Zeppelin after Keith Moon, drummer with The Who, suggested they would "go over like a lead balloon"."

(Just like this thread) :)


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Re: QOOC
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2006, 01:25:16 pm »

Yeah, but it's not funny.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2006, 01:39:14 pm »
that may be true.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2006, 01:41:17 pm »
i don't get it.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2006, 01:42:51 pm »
I'm really not sure either...

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2006, 02:00:55 pm »

Single phrases that made sense in context, but when out of context, are very very funny.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2006, 02:02:50 pm »
Yes............... yes they are......... *reaching for my cricket bat*
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2006, 02:07:06 pm »
Can you provide us with a funny example? Maybe then it will make sense. :P

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 02:15:59 pm »

Eh, nevermind, I guess.  I had an example in the first post.  Around here it seems to be a "had to be there" thing.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 02:30:56 pm »
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2006, 02:31:16 pm »

Exactly.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2006, 02:35:21 pm »
"I'm not root? How did I get to not be root?"
That one I get.

I guess saint is funnier than Chad.

Sounds like a poll.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 02:43:48 pm »

No way that is funnier than Han Solo and a balloon knot.

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2006, 02:45:19 pm »
Poll. Poll Poll Poll ;)
I used to be cool,  then they changed what cool was

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2006, 02:46:12 pm »
Root what with your what??

ahhhhh...

Sadly, I had to google it. :-\

Oh and yes, we need a poll.


(See below. I think I've got it. I am sooo dense. :'()
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2006, 02:48:50 pm »
"I've used the heck out of my set for the past year. No problems at all."



















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Re: QOOC
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2006, 02:53:35 pm »
poll started

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2006, 02:54:13 pm »
 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2006, 02:55:59 pm »
what can I say bosss7, great minds think alike....


I blame my dial-up

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm »
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.  ;D
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2006, 03:00:16 pm »
smart guy......

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2006, 03:00:39 pm »
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.  ;D

I'm getting no love from bosssx :'(

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2006, 03:02:46 pm »
hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2006, 03:04:46 pm »
Sadly, I was just getting the hang of thiis thread's game when the train left the tracks :-\

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2006, 03:05:57 pm »
Sadly, I was just getting the hang of thiis thread's game when the train left the tracks :-\


woooo wooooo wooooooo


we need a train derailment smilie

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2006, 03:06:18 pm »
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.  ;D

I'm getting no love from bosssx :'(
No you're not.....uh...mate.  :)
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2006, 03:06:53 pm »
hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies  8)
But Chad is less funny in mine.  8) 8) 8)
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2006, 03:08:57 pm »
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.  ;D

I'm getting no love from bosssx :'(
No you're not.....uh...mate.  :)

Well... can we at least be friends?

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2006, 03:09:40 pm »
Here's a few:    ;)


What is your ball made of?

There are like 100x more balls on the right than on the left usually.

I am eating it right now.



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« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2006, 03:10:49 pm »
1000 bonus point to MrC for focus.

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« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2006, 03:10:53 pm »
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.  ;D

I'm getting no love from bosssx :'(
No you're not.....uh...mate.  :)

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2006, 03:12:35 pm »

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2006, 03:13:57 pm »
hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies  8)
But Chad is less funny in mine.  8) 8) 8)

a minor glitch
Mr Bush? Is that you?  :D
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2006, 03:17:00 pm »
"You're soaking in it"
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2006, 03:17:53 pm »
"You're soaking in it"

This is quite fitting following a post by bosss7

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« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2006, 03:18:54 pm »
I wish I was soaking some bush right about now.
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2006, 03:19:58 pm »
"Oops"

(OK - this one may need some explaining to be truly funny, which disqualifies it from this thread, but.... Said by a buddy of mine to his girlfriend while they were using the "pull-out" method of birth control... and he really meant "oops").

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Re: QOOC
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2006, 03:23:04 pm »
"oops"

followed by

"alimony"
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Re: QOOC
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2006, 03:23:26 pm »
"Oops"

(OK - this one may need some explaining to be truly funny, which disqualifies it from this thread, but.... Said by a buddy of mine to his girlfriend while they were using the "pull-out" method of birth control... and he really meant "oops").

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