Isn't it just lovely how you multi-post-veterans just love to dissect a newbie...
I wonder who wiped your asses and drooling when you were 150 posts old. or do you get it done now also when you're 6500 posts old - down geriatric lane.
Why don't admit for once that 
sometimes there's a man who, wal, 
he's the man for his time'n place, 
he fits right in there--and that's 
me.