Author Topic: I will lash you with a wet noodle! (Read 3335 times)

SirPeale · « **on:** December 09, 2005, 07:44:19 pm »

http://www.pealefamily.net/index.php?m=200512#88

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2005, 11:27:52 pm »

lol cute picture

I remember once when I was a kid my uncle told us to see if noodles are properly cooked you have to fling them on the ceiling and see if they stick...

next time we had spaghetti we tried out his theory. my mom was pissed.

AC. · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:12:29 am »

Quote from: Peale on December 09, 2005, 07:44:19 pm

http://www.pealefamily.net/index.php?m=200512#88

BAHHHH!! You should warn people if the pics are not safe for work!

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2005, 04:39:57 am »

I hate watching kids eat eat. It's bloody disgusting.

SirPeale · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2005, 06:15:46 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 10, 2005, 04:39:57 am

I hate watching kids eat eat. It's bloody disgusting.

I guess it's different when they're yours. I had a similar sentiment when I didn't have any. This was just hysterical to watch. She'd pick up a strand in each hand and just start flailing them around like mad, screaming for joy all the while.

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2005, 06:29:19 am »

But I have kids! My 2 year old boy makes me gag when I watch him. Snot & gravy everywhere.....

SirPeale · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2005, 06:36:35 am »

Oh. Hm. Hm. Hmmmmmmmmm...

missioncontrol · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2005, 10:30:39 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 10, 2005, 06:29:19 am

But I have kids! My 2 year old boy makes me gag when I watch him. Snot & gravy everywhere.....

sounds like their father taught them how to eat......

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2005, 10:43:26 am »

The idea is to pick less messy foods for the kids.

IE, the wife and I eat spaghetti with meat sauce.

Kid gets plain spaghetti, with perhaps a splash of olive oil for flavor. No messy red stains.

Oh, and for maximum effect, lose the noodle lashing and go for a leather strap soaked in pickle juice.

I almost said leather thong, but I could see that derailing -way- too fast for my taste.

AC. · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2005, 03:16:13 pm »

Make sure to not give toddlers wine in long stemmed glasses - they will just break them once they start getting a buzz on -- just put it in a sippycup. Also if the box of wine is low in the fridge, they can more quickly learn how to help themselves.

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2005, 04:35:15 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 10, 2005, 06:29:19 am

But I have kids! My 2 year old boy makes me gag when I watch him. Snot & gravy everywhere.....

Which gets eaten first?

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2005, 10:29:10 am »

Awfully glad to be a DINK.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2005, 12:47:27 pm »

"Awfully glad to be a DINK."

The little guys with the robes from Spaceballs?

Besides, don't you have -lots- o' kids by proxy???

CCM · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2005, 12:49:25 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 10, 2005, 04:39:57 am

I hate watching kids eat eat. It's bloody disgusting.

I couldn't agree more!!

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2005, 12:52:29 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on December 12, 2005, 12:47:27 pm

"Awfully glad to be a DINK."

The little guys with the robes from Spaceballs?

Besides, don't you have -lots- o' kids by proxy???

I have about 1500 of them, none of which go home with me at the end of the day.

-S

Hoopz · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2005, 12:56:16 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on December 12, 2005, 12:52:29 pm

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on December 12, 2005, 12:47:27 pm
"Awfully glad to be a DINK."

The little guys with the robes from Spaceballs?

Besides, don't you have -lots- o' kids by proxy???

I have about 1500 of them, none of which go home with me at the end of the day.

-S

Keeps you out of jail.

GGKoul · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2005, 01:07:23 pm »

Cute Pic...

Harry Potter · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2005, 01:58:02 pm »

Phew. So someone else eats like me.

Havok · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2005, 03:18:17 pm »

I eat in that same chair!

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2005, 03:18:58 pm »

So you're the person who keeps breaking into his apt.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:38:37 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on December 12, 2005, 12:52:29 pm

I have about 1500 of them, none of which go home with me at the end of the day.

-S

Hard to believe there's a single kitten left in Oklahoma


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