My dog is an alcoholic cleptomaniac - Stingray's drunk post

[Bones]

the only time you should set your beer down is right after you say "hey ya'll watch this"

Some years ago I had two strippers come to my place before heading off to a bucks night. They did some interesting stuff with a beer bottle.

This is another acceptable reason to put your beer down and come to think of it, one of them might have said "hey ya'll watch this".

[Franco]

Got one of these free yesterday. Perfect for taking four chilled ones down the park etc.

[missioncontrol]

Some years ago I had two strippers come to my place before heading off to a bucks night. They did some interesting stuff with a beer bottle.

reminds me of time I was in Thailand, yep those strippers in the clubs did some very intersting things with bottles.

on of them even opened up a bottle with her  ........

[Stingray]

Got one of these free yesterday. Perfect for taking four chilled ones down the park etc.

From now on, I'm taking one of those with me when I venture out on the porch. You never know when your beer supply may be assaulted by bandits.

-S

[ChadTower]

the only time you should set your beer down is right after you say "hey ya'll watch this"

If I ever said "hey y'all" the people around me would kill me before I did anything anyway.

[ChadTower]

From now on, I'm taking one of those with me when I venture out on the porch. You never know when your beer supply may be assaulted by bandits.

Up here, you'll get a nice little visit by the Police saying "PUT THE SHOTGUN DOWN AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY, SIR".

[Stingray]

Down here, if'n you ain't walkin' around with a shotgun, the po-lice wonder what y'all been gettin' up to.

-S

[ChadTower]

Well, remember, we aren't allowed to do anything here.  I got pulled over once and had a pool cue, in a case like that, in my back seat.  The Officer made me get out of my car and open the case to prove it wasn't a gun.  Not sure what he would have done had it been a gun, but he sure as hell wanted to know whether or not it was before he was letting me go anywhere.

[Stingray]

People drive around with a shotgun in the back window of their pickup here. I'm pretty sure that it's legal to have a gun in the car provided it's unloaded and not concealed. However, you can get a licence to carry a concealed (and loaded) handgun by taking a two week course.

-S

[missioncontrol]

depending on the season people around here carry either a gun or, a gun and a bow, or  a gun and a muzzel loader or, several guns

[Stingray]

If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. --Homer Simpson

-S