Author Topic: The day after (Read 2504 times)

Bones · « **on:** November 05, 2005, 06:09:42 pm »

So last night I got really drunk and ummm.....errr, there may have also been some additional substance abuse.

Today I have spent the greater part of the day hunched over the porcelain feeling sorry for myself. There will be no cabinet construction today because the chances of actually throwing up in my cab are moderate to extreme.

My mouth tastes like somebody took a dump in there and my head pounds when I breathe. I also have a limp and I don't know why.

I am going to give up drinking.

duffjr · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:22:22 pm »

but not white liquid abuse?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:26:49 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 05, 2005, 06:09:42 pm

I am going to give up drinking.

for maybe another hour or so

winners never quit

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:28:09 pm »

Quote from: duffjr on November 05, 2005, 06:22:22 pm

but not white liquid abuse?

I hope that ain't any kind a speedbag reference....

Bones · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:50:27 pm »

Stupid damn chilli pizza.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #5 on:** November 05, 2005, 07:42:24 pm »

missioncontrol - What if he honks on the thread?

ChadTower - I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee.

missioncontrol - Hey Bones, If you're gonna spew, spew into this........

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:41:21 pm »

Bones · « **Reply #7 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:43:12 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 05, 2005, 10:41:21 pm

Maybe your inside the bag?

duffjr · « **Reply #8 on:** November 05, 2005, 11:41:41 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 05, 2005, 06:28:09 pm

Quote from: duffjr on November 05, 2005, 06:22:22 pm
but not white liquid abuse?

I hope that ain't any kind a speedbag reference....

you wish...you made it sound like substance abuse had a double entendre.

AC. · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:31:50 am »

You can't let let one mishap make you stop drinking. You need to pick yourself up, have some drinks, and throw yourself right back down again!

Harry Potter · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:38:16 am »

Psssst. You're making this country look bad. Now get back in that fridge and skull damn it!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:44:33 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 05, 2005, 06:09:42 pm

My mouth tastes like somebody took a dump in there

NO ONE else here wants to know how he'd even know this to be true?

Quote

I also have a limp and I don't know why.

You're still so drunk you forgot to type a word, or else the auto-censor just deleted it for you. In either case, tell Mrs Bones not to feel bad, I'm sending her a one-way ticket to Wisconsin so she never has to worry about a limp ever again.

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:55:36 am »

I don't even have the strength for a witty comeback.

tommy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2005, 01:37:33 am »

You're not going to drink anymore, right.... next you will tell me chad will not come to byoac and post anymore.

Maybe i will not check my fantasy football team anymore.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2005, 01:54:20 am »

Maybe you won't flash your strawberry speedbags anymore.

Edit: Welcome back.

MinerAl · « **Reply #15 on:** November 06, 2005, 01:57:13 am »

Why does the farting fire guy have two distinct streams of fire coming out of him?

ow.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2005, 01:58:01 am »

He's talented

Bones · « **Reply #17 on:** November 06, 2005, 02:12:43 am »

He probably drank twice the amount of beer and consumed even more chili pizza than I did.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:04:10 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 05, 2005, 10:41:21 pm

Waynes World reference

DrewKaree · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:07:02 am »

Quote from: MinerAl on November 06, 2005, 01:57:13 am

Why does the farting fire guy have two distinct streams of fire coming out of him?

ow.

Mebbe Bones installed a splitter for better coverage. Either that, or my other guess is that something is still lodged in there. What scares me is that if FIRE won't dislodge or remove it, what the HECK COULD IT BE?

MinerAl · « **Reply #20 on:** November 06, 2005, 01:14:04 pm »

Some sort of fire retardant multi-port adapter

Bones · « **Reply #21 on:** November 06, 2005, 03:07:07 pm »

Well now it is the day after the day after.

Perhaps I acted in haste stating my decision never to drink again. Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.

Damn chili pizza.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2005, 03:10:58 pm »

hehe

Welcome Back Bones

duffjr · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2005, 03:24:07 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 06, 2005, 03:07:07 pm

Well now it is the day after the day after.

Perhaps I acted in haste stating my decision never to drink again. Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.

Damn chili pizza and buttsex.

wow, i knew it from the first post.

Bones · « **Reply #24 on:** November 06, 2005, 03:53:02 pm »

Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #25 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:39:35 pm »

just because you don't remember it doesn'r mean it didn't happen

duffjr · « **Reply #26 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:49:20 pm »

do you remember the diarrhea?

Bones · « **Reply #27 on:** November 06, 2005, 05:00:22 pm »

Only the verbal kind.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #28 on:** November 06, 2005, 05:16:21 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 06, 2005, 03:07:07 pm

Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.

Alex, I'll take that colostomy for a thousand, please...

DrewKaree · « **Reply #29 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:59:36 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 06, 2005, 03:53:02 pm

Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.

Bones · « **Reply #30 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:29:47 pm »

Thanks Drew.

That pic is EXACTLY want I want in my work network cache directory.... I have to go now, I have to start working on explanations for when HR come knocking on my door demanding to know why I have been homo web surfing.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #31 on:** November 06, 2005, 11:59:13 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 06, 2005, 09:29:47 pm

Thanks Drew.

That pic is EXACTLY want I want in my work network cache directory.... I have to go now, I have to start working on explanations for when HR come knocking on my door demanding to know why I have been homo web surfing.

Tell 'em I'm dead sexy and you can't help yourself. You'd be worthless at work without me

Stingray · « **Reply #32 on:** November 07, 2005, 11:16:52 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 06, 2005, 03:53:02 pm

Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.

That would explain the limp.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #33 on:** November 07, 2005, 03:27:47 pm »

At least there wasn't any old men in speedos involved....

Stingray · « **Reply #34 on:** November 07, 2005, 03:30:18 pm »

Well, not that you remember anyway.

-S


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Author Topic: The day after (Read 2504 times)

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