David Copperfield is an ass hat.  He's SO overly dramatic, he makes David Caruso appear low-key.  Anybody hear what that doorknob's latest "magic trick" is gonna be?  He's gonna have a sonogram of some chick, and make her pregnant onstage.  Now, I have an idea of how I'd want to do that trick, but it sure as hell isn't a magic trick, and he's still an ass hat.  
For his next trick, I want him to make himself disappear.  For YEARS.