I live next door to a diner that's like Denny's except the food isn't ---smurfing--- discusting (in fact, the owners raise and slaughter their own cattle and pigs, so the bacon is phenomenal).  It's the best hangover medicine ever.  Get a skillet of eggs, scrambled with some veggies, and some bacon or sausage in you.  That ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- just soaks up all the poison and moves it out.  Well...that may not be how it works.  But it does work.