Author Topic: How will you die? (Read 3929 times)

shmokes · « **on:** October 12, 2005, 11:59:09 pm »

Find out here

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:05:45 am »

I'll die typing this messagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:36:13 am »

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

Goz · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:36:53 am »

I will likely die from my head exploding from reading one of Mr C's political threads.

<note to self> buy more duct tape </note to self>

-Goz

Here's the answer from the all mighty oracle (webpage):

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

Franco · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:35:48 am »

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While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

Damn fine excuse for not cutting the grass any more.

"I cant cut the grass honey, a psychic website told me if I do I will die"

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:38:59 am »

No matter what happens I am going out in a blaze of glory and that is the only important thing.

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:12:33 am »

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

shmokes · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:11:49 am »

I think it changes from day to day, cos my wife's is different now. I wish I could remember the original. It was something like:

While bending over a pot on the stove to smell the food a disgruntled relative pushes your head in and holds it there. Your face cooks while you choke to death on boiling soup.

and my brother's:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

shmokes · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:13:09 am »

By the way....for those of you who haven't noticed, the first few words in the original post are a link.

Bones · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2005, 06:43:27 am »

Quote from: shmokes on October 13, 2005, 04:13:09 am

By the way....for those of you who haven't noticed, the first few words in the original post are a link.

I proved last year I am immortal therefore this link serves no purpose, but just for your inquiring mind.....""An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill ".

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2005, 07:19:28 am »

"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe."

Now thats just wrong. What am I going to do, get Home Depot to deliver?

jhanson · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:15:38 am »

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

Daniel270 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:42:23 am »

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.

and my wife's (which is scary because she was in a car/train collision at age 7)....

You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.

Stingray · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:49:26 am »

HA! I'll even die a slacker!

Quote

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u34155

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:50:36 am »

While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

i dont think im that dumb lol

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:52:39 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 08:50:36 am

i dont think im that dumb lol

Nah, too easy. I'll let it go this time.

-S

NiN^_^NiN · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:06:27 am »

geez everyone gets cool ways to die and i get "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix"

lame

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:09:19 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 08:50:36 am

While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

i dont think im that dumb lol

I knew a kid who did that where I grew up.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:15:46 pm »

Heh. This sounds about right to me.

A disgruntled employee in a sporting goods store beats you to death with a hockey stick.

Screw Hockey...that sport will be the death of me.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:51:41 pm »

I want a different death....

"You die from a ruptured spleen. "

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:53:35 pm »

Due to a giant soccer ball strike to the head.

That's not a little girl, that's missioncontrol. That ball is huge.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:59:00 pm »

That's no soccer ball,

It's a space station..........

dmsuchy · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:02:27 pm »

You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days. YIKES, better make sure I have repellant on from now on.

CCM · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:03:50 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on October 13, 2005, 04:11:49 am

I think it changes from day to day, cos my wife's is different now. I wish I could remember the original. It was something like:

While bending over a pot on the stove to smell the food a disgruntled relative pushes your head in and holds it there. Your face cooks while you choke to death on boiling soup.

and my brother's:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Hey, mine's the same as your brothers...

SirPoonga · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:05:07 pm »

lot of people going to choke to death

My real name
"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death."

SirPoonga, luckily I don't play baseball.
"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:06:11 pm »

Quote from: Gozur on October 13, 2005, 12:36:53 am

I will likely die from my head exploding from reading one of Mr C's political threads.

Then I will likely die a happy man!

mrC

SOAPboy · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:07:37 pm »

In a car, or on a bike, going 150+

Thats the plan anyways

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:08:12 pm »

"You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive."

Good thing I use propane! I will live FOREVER!!!! Muuuhahahahahah!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:10:17 pm »

I used missioncontrol this time:

"While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body."

who knew this hobby would be the death of me

DemonBrew · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:20:45 pm »

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Wish I knew that before I got rid of my POS Chrysler.

DemonBrew · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:23:12 pm »

HAHA! This is more like it:

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

Stingray · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:25:02 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 13, 2005, 12:59:00 pm

That's no soccer ball,

It's a space station..........

It's too big to be a space station.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:25:16 pm »

That explains the missing bits of your face in the avatar.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:29:14 pm »

Quote from: DemonBrew on October 13, 2005, 01:23:12 pm

HAHA! This is more like it:

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

If I kept count of how many times I beat people to death with my crimping tool........

<----Yeah. Makes ends meet by installing cable.

Stingray · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:31:41 pm »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 01:29:14 pm

Quote from: DemonBrew on October 13, 2005, 01:23:12 pm
HAHA! This is more like it:

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

If I kept count of how many times I beat people to death with my crimping tool........

That's why they're so heavy, isn't it?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:33:23 pm »

His beatings are not the reason those people are fat.

DemonBrew · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:35:40 pm »

I need some type of bludgeoning tool. I'm an IT Security Geek. Hey, quit sharing your passwords! C'mere, let me beat you with my... um.... rolled up copy of Computer Security Journal.

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:36:34 pm »

Use your RJ45 crimper.

DemonBrew · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:37:53 pm »

That's the thing. They don't let me play with toys anymore. I'm in an office with books and nifty Security Awareness posters.

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2005, 01:38:51 pm »

Real IT geeks have RJ45 crimpers handy.


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Author Topic: How will you die? (Read 3929 times)

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