HI ALL

[Clonedsheep]

Bloody hell

[Sephroth57]

english people have funny words

[markrvp]

Ahhh, ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---!

[Sephroth57]

know whats another good one, is wanker

[HAWKXP]

I went to class and this thread was like 2 pages long.... WTF did you guys do?

Threw some crap against the wall to see what would stick

and it seems we're stuck with a brit that says the UK is superior.... because they are better at soccer..... did I get that right?

yep your sure did,but dont forget all the mud slinging from you lot first.

[AmericanDemon]

I see I see said the blind man to the deaf guy on the cell phone who happened to be walking his legless dog from his car.

[ChadTower]

So the deaf guy could drive? 

[AmericanDemon]

Of course!

So the deaf guy could drive?

[Goz]

cherry-o

Yumm cherios

[AmericanDemon]

SPOON!

[Ed_McCarron]

There is no spoon.

Wait, haven't we been here already?

[pointdablame]

There is no spoon.

Wait, haven't we been here already?

We have been here before.... with SubZero... and BlueOakleyz...... and the fun with Floyd

[Stingray]

There is no spoon.

Wait, haven't we been here already?

We have been here before.... with SubZero... and BlueOakleyz...... and the fun with Floyd

No wonder I've been having deja vu all day. I thought it was the oregano.

-S

[AmericanDemon]

Sting!!  You been in my private stash?

[Stingray]

I don't know where that came from officer, I swear I was just holding it for AmericanDemon.

-S

[HAWKXP]

ah ah ah ah I WIN      a BRIT wins on a yank web site ah ah ah ah ah

[Clonedsheep]

Everyone left work for the day. I am only here because of the time zone difference.  Brit - ney

[HAWKXP]

Everyone left work for the day. I am only here because of the time zone difference.  Brit - ney

  its not brit - ney     im brit - naaaaaa 

[pointdablame]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

[GGKoul]

Floyd10

[AmericanDemon]

BlueOakleyz.

[shmokes]

Shmokes doesn't like her teeth.

...or her eyebrows

[HAWKXP]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

no my name is hawkxp but dont wear it out.

[Goz]

Here's two jokes for you


Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
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Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
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Their personalities.

[HAWKXP]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in the name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that  im not a b-tch and no one on here can beat me at a post stand off,proves it really show me another post where a new guy can generate 9 pages of posts and still be standing strong  ah ah ah ah a newbie beats the forum i can see it in the headlines now

[HAWKXP]

Here's two jokes for you


Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
.
.
.
.
.
Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
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.
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Their personalities.

ah aha im not a manchester united fan,i support juventus

[arcadefever]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in the name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that

[Goz]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that  im not a b-tch and no one on here can beat me at a post stand off,proves it really show me another post where a new guy can generate 9 pages of posts and still be standing strong  ah ah ah ah a newbie beats the forum i can see it in the headlines now

For clarity.... this post has done nothing to boost your popularity except in your own mind. The subzero person that Pointdablame refers too is one of the biggest tossers the internet has ever known. I did some checking and if you are who you say you are then the forum is not the only one thinking ill of you. the only thing it has proved is that either you are self important and that is all that matters or that you simply do not know that you are a deuche bag. Now hopefully it is that you are just eager to make some sort of name for yourself, but somehow that name will not be a good one. You carry yourself as if you are a pre pubesent. Which is ok if you are, but go ahead a declare yourself victorious in your own mind. If thats what your ego needs.

It has been a fun thread, but I'd be willing to bet it is going to come to an end. Either by people ignoring you or a mod sending it to post hell.

Have a nice day 

 
-Goz

{edited for fumbled typing}

[pointdablame]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in the name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that  im not a b-tch and no one on here can beat me at a post stand off,proves it really show me another post where a new guy can generate 9 pages of posts and still be standing strong  ah ah ah ah a newbie beats the forum i can see it in the headlines now

-First off, good job quoting the same post TWICE with different statements.  Very nice.

-The zero is not IN the name... its PART of the name, and has nothing to do with the number zero.

-As for our IQs, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since it seems English isn't your first language, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you won't be joining MENSA anytime soon.  In addition, the internet is a HORRIBLE place to judge intelligence.. I enjoy acting stupid on the internet, however I am actually quite intelligent in real life as I would guess many people on the board are.

-We're not trying to beat you at a post standoff... this is how the EE board is.... 24/7/365, we're not picking on YOU, we pick on everyone.

- You didn't "beat" anything... its not a contest.  This one really does make you sound like a 12 year old.

I await your witty response of:   "no, you are the one who is 12 years old!!!11oneELEVENTY!   I am still here, I am HawkXP, I rule you suck cuz i said so and Britain is better than USA cuz I said so in broken english with bad grammar and aren't run on sentences fun"

[HAWKXP]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that  im not a b-tch and no one on here can beat me at a post stand off,proves it really show me another post where a new guy can generate 9 pages of posts and still be standing strong  ah ah ah ah a newbie beats the forum i can see it in the headlines now

For clarity.... this post has done nothing to boost your popularity except in your own mind. The subzero person that Pointdablame refers too is one of the biggest tossers the internet has ever known. I did some checking and if you are who you say you are then the forum is not the only one thinking ill of you. the only thing it has proved is that either you are self important and that is all that matters or that you simply do not know that you are a deuche bag. Now hopefully it is that you are just eager to make some sort of name for yourself, but somehow that name will not be a good one. You carry yourself as if you are a pre pubesent. Which is ok if you are, but go ahead a declare yourself victorious in your own mind. If thats what your ego needs.

It has been a fun thread, but I'd be willing to bet it is going to come to an end. Either by people ignoring you or a mod sending it to post hell.

Have a nice day 

 
-Goz

{edited for fumbled typing}

right this is the kind of post iv been waiting for ,for one im only a member of one other forum (killercabs)you dont know me and i havent got a bad name anywhere,im well liked by everyone that knows me,also its not a popularity thing at all,what do you want me to do bow down to you all when all youv done is take the p-ss out of everything,i mean im a new guy i do one post get 6 hellos and then get 9 pages of insults some fun but some below the belt , thats when all you fallas started for no reason at all,first my sig then my english,then my grammer,then my country damb i could go on,i mean is this how you treat all your new members,oh also its not very hard to check me out as such,follow my link to killercabs and youll see quite alot of post all very polite,so i dont know where you get your false info from,what you dont like is im peckin back and you dont like it so now you trying to give me a bad name for no reason with your so called info about me  which is rubbish ,if you cant see your at fault here then theres defo something wrong here,i mean am i wearing a sign saying kick me or something,i joined this forum to learn
and to chat with other about projects and good ideas about arcades,and i do a polite thing and say hi to everyone and this is what happens and then you have the nerve to make out its me,you just dont like it because im biting back and this is the problem,im not and have never been a person to run away thats why iv stuck around and took the abuse from all of you,the impression iv got now is im like a cat with 20 pitbulls peckin at me,as i said 1 man against many,mmmmmmm dosent seem far at all to me,its a different matter if the humour or jokes or what ever was aimed at different people but this was not the case,it was aimed at me in all the nine pages,think about one thing i get ripped because of my grammer and english how do you know iv not got a disability of some kind and this is why my spelling is bad ,would you feel happy knowing you could be destroying someones confidence in actually coming into a forum for the first time ever,because i know id feel pretty bad,also why am i a (deuche bag)what ever one of them is,as you can see another insult,and also still peckin about my sig name,what the hell as it got to do with you what my forum name is,why does it bother you so much,and reading you post again angers me,the reason why is acording to you im trying to make a name for my self,why would i want to do that,and what need would i have of this,im no hardcore forum user nor internet,so that what you said it rubbish,i came here friendly and i still am,what bugged me in a way is the fact that i was bullied off about 8 forum members to resize my sig,so i did to keep the peace and because it wasnt good for people using a 56k modem,next i see pictures being posted triple the size of my sig but that dosent matter it seems to be ok for members with over 2000 posts ,something wrong here.and very un fair it seems to me the rules only apply to everyone else but a certain few    i mean look back through the pages of this topic and tell me if you was me how would you feel being a new member and knowing nobody in the new forum and then this happend to you.in my opinion its just bullying through and through i mean 1 guy against all you lot,well i hope you proud,it make me wounder how long one of you could last with me in this same situation 1 on 1 just typing,i dont think it would happen some how it takes 10 in here or more,dont get me wrong here lads i love the forum and im not looking to be bessie buddys with people , friends maybe but i wouldnt go about attacking new members just to be in a clan as it persicution and its wrong.people come here to learn and chat as its a forum to me its just a hive for bullies.it makes me wounder what was said to this tommy  as like you say he was the forum b-tch nice.

anyway im not holding any grudges as im not like that and i have my self had a mess as well but it was only in my own defence,i would have said (HI)and been on my way looking round the forum.

well it was fun upto this last post in my opinion as thats just rude.

[DrewKaree]

spam

Ummmmm

<Inigo>I do not think that word means what you think.</Inigo>

I don't think you've checked Saint's RULE.  It's the reason no one's gotten nasty with you.  It's funny to read you as taking this as some sort of battle against you by everyone, when we're all just goofing around.  It's also kinda funny that the stupid word-of-the-day thingy I get seems to somewhat fit you.  You're far too misanthropic towards us.  (Someone tell me if I used that right)  You seem to not get VAST amounts of the humor here while claiming some sort of "victory" in a battle never fought except in your own mind.  I believe, as others have said, that either this'll get sent to Post Hell as it turns into a repository for stupidity, or it'll simply die off from realizing such gems as "my name is hawkxp but dont wear it out." come from an unimaginative mind.

I believe the latter will happen, because now that I pointed it out, well.....I've gotta hand it to tommy....at least we never heard an "I know you are but what am I" kind of response from him.

Good luck with your project and your cabinet education along the way.  Try and realize these people you have this imaginative "battle" with are some of the very same people who may be able to help you in your attempts to build a cab, and try not to hold a grudge because they rode you so hard in your "fight"

Oh, and try to figure out that there's a vast majority of people on this forum who're FROM the U.S. and agree with your viewpoints on U.S. politics.  Telling us you think Bush sucks, Bush sucks, Bush sucks, wheee! isn't the big "SHOCKER!" you seem to think it might be.

[DrewKaree]

!!!11oneELEVENTY! 

Eleventy!  That's funny right there, I don't care who y'are!

Kinda prissy to write as if you believe there's some "battle" and then whinge about a little rain on your parade, but like I said before, good luck with your project and your cabinet education along the way.

[HAWKXP]

i am TOTALLY calling you SubZero from now on.

well i cant see my self as a subzero can you mate,its took 20 of you to try your hardest to talk me down but failed,so to me the zero in the name counts for all your IQS as you should have realised by now that  im not a b-tch and no one on here can beat me at a post stand off,proves it really show me another post where a new guy can generate 9 pages of posts and still be standing strong  ah ah ah ah a newbie beats the forum i can see it in the headlines now

-First off, good job quoting the same post TWICE with different statements.  Very nice.

-The zero is not IN the name... its PART of the name, and has nothing to do with the number zero.

-As for our IQs, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since it seems English isn't your first language, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you won't be joining MENSA anytime soon.  In addition, the internet is a HORRIBLE place to judge intelligence.. I enjoy acting stupid on the internet, however I am actually quite intelligent in real life as I would guess many people on the board are.

-We're not trying to beat you at a post standoff... this is how the EE board is.... 24/7/365, we're not picking on YOU, we pick on everyone.

- You didn't "beat" anything... its not a contest.  This one really does make you sound like a 12 year old.

I await your witty response of:   "no, you are the one who is 12 years old!!!11oneELEVENTY!   I am still here, I am HawkXP, I rule you suck cuz i said so and Britain is better than USA cuz I said so in broken english with bad grammar and aren't run on sentences fun"

firstly i agree with mostly what you say,apart from the last bit,you have quoted many things iv said there,some of them iv said some are made up ah hahaha  unreal i cant belive you actually saying there that i said that the UK is better than the US  when did i say that,as i recall the rest of the world are 20 years behind the USA and the hole world follows america mmmmmmm course it does.

[DrewKaree]

right this is the kind of post iv been waiting for ,for one im only a member of one other forum (killercabs)you dont know me and i havent got a bad name anywhere,im well liked by everyone that knows me,also its not a popularity thing at all,what do you want me to do bow down to you all when all youv done is take the p-ss out of everything,i mean im a new guy i do one post get 6 hellos and then get 9 pages of insults some fun but some below the belt , thats when all you fallas started for no reason at all,first my sig then my english,then my grammer,then my country damb i could go on,i mean is this how you treat all your new members,oh also its not very hard to check me out as such,follow my link to killercabs and youll see quite alot of post all very polite,so i dont know where you get your false info from,what you dont like is im peckin back and you dont like it so now you trying to give me a bad name for no reason with your so called info about me  which is rubbish ,if you cant see your at fault here then theres defo something wrong here,i mean am i wearing a sign saying kick me or something,i joined this forum to learn
and to chat with other about projects and good ideas about arcades,and i do a polite thing and say hi to everyone and this is what happens and then you have the nerve to make out its me,you just dont like it because im biting back and this is the problem,im not and have never been a person to run away thats why iv stuck around and took the abuse from all of you,the impression iv got now is im like a cat with 20 pitbulls peckin at me,as i said 1 man against many,mmmmmmm dosent seem far at all to me,its a different matter if the humour or jokes or what ever was aimed at different people but this was not the case,it was aimed at me in all the nine pages,think about one thing i get ripped because of my grammer and english how do you know iv not got a disability of some kind and this is why my spelling is bad ,would you feel happy knowing you could be destroying someones confidence in actually coming into a forum for the first time ever,because i know id feel pretty bad,also why am i a (deuche bag)what ever one of them is,as you can see another insult,and also still peckin about my sig name,what the hell as it got to do with you what my forum name is,why does it bother you so much,and reading you post again angers me,the reason why is acording to you im trying to make a name for my self,why would i want to do that,and what need would i have of this,im no hardcore forum user nor internet,so that what you said it rubbish,i came here friendly and i still am,what bugged me in a way is the fact that i was bullied off about 8 forum members to resize my sig,so i did to keep the peace and because it wasnt good for people using a 56k modem,next i see pictures being posted triple the size of my sig but that dosent matter it seems to be ok for members with over 2000 posts ,something wrong here.and very un fair it seems to me the rules only apply to everyone else but a certain few    i mean look back through the pages of this topic and tell me if you was me how would you feel being a new member and knowing nobody in the new forum and then this happend to you.in my opinion its just bullying through and through i mean 1 guy against all you lot,well i hope you proud,it make me wounder how long one of you could last with me in this same situation 1 on 1 just typing,i dont think it would happen some how it takes 10 in here or more,dont get me wrong here lads i love the forum and im not looking to be bessie buddys with people , friends maybe but i wouldnt go about attacking new members just to be in a clan as it persicution and its wrong.people come here to learn and chat as its a forum to me its just a hive for bullies.it makes me wounder what was said to this tommy  as like you say he was the forum b-tch nice.

anyway im not holding any grudges as im not like that and i have my self had a mess as well but it was only in my own defence,i would have said (HI)and been on my way looking round the forum.

well it was fun upto this last post in my opinion as thats just rude.

Try using this key more often.

[HAWKXP]

!!!11oneELEVENTY! 

Eleventy!  That's funny right there, I don't care who y'are!

Kinda prissy to write as if you believe there's some "battle" and then whinge about a little rain on your parade, but like I said before, good luck with your project and your cabinet education along the way.

when i said about the battle i was messin about with you,as i read some dude called tommy got run out of the forum over some big row so i was just thinking is this what happening with me, i think the problem is our humour is different ,your saying things i dont understand

[pointdablame]

-First off, good job quoting the same post TWICE with different statements.  Very nice.

-The zero is not IN the name... its PART of the name, and has nothing to do with the number zero.

-As for our IQs, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since it seems English isn't your first language, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you won't be joining MENSA anytime soon.  In addition, the internet is a HORRIBLE place to judge intelligence.. I enjoy acting stupid on the internet, however I am actually quite intelligent in real life as I would guess many people on the board are.

-We're not trying to beat you at a post standoff... this is how the EE board is.... 24/7/365, we're not picking on YOU, we pick on everyone.

- You didn't "beat" anything... its not a contest.  This one really does make you sound like a 12 year old.

I await your witty response of:   "no, you are the one who is 12 years old!!!11oneELEVENTY!   I am still here, I am HawkXP, I rule you suck cuz i said so and Britain is better than USA cuz I said so in broken english with bad grammar and aren't run on sentences fun"

firstly i agree with mostly what you say,apart from the last bit,you have quoted many things iv said there,some of them iv said some are made up ah hahaha  unreal i cant belive you actually saying there that i said that the UK is better than the US  when did i say that,as i recall the rest of the world are 20 years behind the USA and the hole world follows america mmmmmmm course it does.

Grammer lesson numero dos:

If you'll notice the little dashes I put in my post.  They look like this :  " - "  Those were points that I was making.  It was based on your quotes and directly correlated to your comments.

My last sentence was not dashed, thus not part of my direct reply to your previous statements.  I also prefaced it with "I await your witty response"  This means you have not yet made the comment, so obviously... you never said it.... hence the AWAITING   It was also meant to be very heavy on the sarcasm, but I think that one landed somehwere in Switzerland as it seems to have gone a bit over your head.  Again, this is sarcasm and just a fun little joke.

I don't "fight" with people online... I'm just messing around.  Calm down and get some thicker skin.  You say you'd like to see some of us in your position... it's really not that big a deal.  All you have to do around here is insult Chad like he does to you, mention politics and let Mr. C and Drew battle it out, give something to Stingray to photoshop, and show me, Goz, missioncontrol, and pretty much anyone else some boobs and/or bacon.  We'll forget about this thread in no time if that happens.

[DrewKaree]

i think the problem is our humour is different

I'm with you on that one.  I hadn't even realized you were telling jokes here

[DrewKaree]

PDB, I hate you for sticking that song in my head again, but then again, damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Now, what'd you say about what MrC said about politics?

[pointdablame]

Now, what'd you say about what MrC said about politics?

he said whatever political stance you have is wrong, and his is right.

Go git' him!

[ChadTower]

English being a second language is not an excuse.  English is my second language.