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Author Topic: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour  (Read 6748 times)

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Sweet jesus man.  Google 867-5309

Chad - Tell the guy that yes you'd very much like to have a go at his daughter, and if he has a problem with that, then he can come right up and see you.  Ask him to bring some photos of his daughter when she was 6 or so.  That outta get him 50-life when he gets to that apartment building.
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You may be correct in that  ;D
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Maybe she gave a fake number and it happened to be yours.  Just tell him to sue your *ss and see if the sumons actually arrives at your place and directed to you.  :-\

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I'm thinking there is plenty of opportunity here to really have some fun with this.  I can appreciate you are busy, but it's not fair to hog all the fun for yourself.

Perhaps you could tell him that in the modern age the best thing for him to do is to contact the company president support office directly through the internet.  At this site:

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/board,6.0.html

Explain to him that he'll have to register himself first but it's well worth it because there are hundreds of highly qualified staff members online 24 hours per day which could surely help him through these problems.  You might want to mention that if he is truly dissatisfied with your performance he should specifically elaborate how you "Chad Tower" could improve!

After all everyone here at "CVS Corporate headquarters in Rhode Island" wants nothing less than 100% total customer satisfaction....

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Would, but I'm not willing to stake my employment on it.

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Still getting phone calls from your girlfriend's dad?

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Won't know until I check my voicemail.  I am off work today.

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Oh right, Columbus Day. You lucky daisy. :)

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Still getting phone calls from your girlfriend's dad?

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Nah - ex-boyfriend...

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Won't know until I check my voicemail.

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columbus day off, wtf!   i want off today
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btw chad, take your damn scrabble turn
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Won't know until I check my voicemail.  I am off work today.

I guess I can say that I am off work too  ;D

but not because of Columbus Day  ;D

You're off for 'My Last Boss Was A Schmuck Day'.

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btw chad, take your damn scrabble turn

Gimme the URL.

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