New Office Slang

[missioncontrol]

New Office Slang


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[ChadTower]

Funny, though I've never heard any of those terms in the office.

[missioncontrol]

well you can now be the first........

[TOK]

well you can now be the first........

... to misuse the term Brain Fart.

You say "Squirt The Bird" around anyone I work with, and they'll be calling you a homo for the rest of your career.

[Chickadee]

something tells me most of these won't catch on

Some of them are pretty amusing though.

[AtomSmasher]

The more universally accepted definition of brainfart is : A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brainfart

Your list seems to have it as the opposite.

[paigeoliver]

They won't catch on, that list is 7 years old, first posted to usenet in june of 1997. Almost none of the terms have seen any use at all, and some of the definitions are quite dated. I mean, this list mentions Kevin Mitnik, he hasn't been relevant to anything for ages.

[Bones]

They won't catch on, that list is 7 years old, first posted to usenet in june of 1997. Almost none of the terms have seen any use at all, and some of the definitions are quite dated. I mean, this list mentions Kevin Mitnik, he hasn't been relevant to anything for ages.

Stop being a Stress Puppy.

[Stingray]

I intend to put "crop dusting" into effect ASAP.

-S

[ChadTower]

Oh wait, was Brain Fart in there?  I use that one myself.  I had a brain fart when I read that list, apparently.

[Stingray]

Brain fart was there, but I think most of us agree that the definition given is the opposite of the one generally accepted.

-S

[ChadTower]

Yeah, hadn't read it thoroughly.  The term we use for that is usually Core Dump, named after a unix process crash that produces a huge debug file for analysis.