WTF is a fruit machine and why does JCL keep saying it?
I don't know for the UK, but in Holland (and because more then half of Belgium also speaks Dutch (well kinda') I guess we'd also call it a Fruitmachine (actualy Fruit Automaat). The name clearly comes from the cymbols on the rolls that are (were) always cherry's, pears, pineapple's, banana's, grapes, grapefruites etc.
There was a very long time that in The Netherlands, these machines were actualy not allowed to pay out. You just played for the points. Of course, every place that had one or more of these machines payed out "under the table" because else no-one would play those things. Luckely government understood they could never control it and allowed them to pay out directly in the end, but there are still very strict rules about them here.
I personlay don't like them, these and the photoplays killed the videogames & pinballs in small places like bars, cafetaria's etc where only 1 or 2 machine's are.
Anyway, even though sometimes the rolls have been replaced with CRT's, every machine that pays out is usualy called a "fruitmachine" here...
So what do you call these machines in the US ? Slotmachines ?
By the way, welcome freak, nice to see someone in the "neighborhood"

O and yes I would Mame it and pick up a second one for keeps....