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Author Topic: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush  (Read 1509 times)

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DrewKaree

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Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« on: August 25, 2005, 07:55:37 pm »
Yeah, this is old.  Yeah, this is political.  Yeah, this is your chance to close this thread and never read this and cause your skivvies to get twisted beyond recognition.  So on with the fun stuff :P

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.

I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.

I lost my job.

I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my homes.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year.

Bush has to go.
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2005, 09:26:30 pm »
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 09:28:50 pm »
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2005, 10:46:38 pm »
When I was younger and always horny, I almost lost my job because of some bush.
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2005, 03:57:54 am »
That's not bad, but surely there are a couple of extra lines missing? Can't we get some "US Officials siezed my assets and refused to share them with my family," or similar? "I am being held indefinately with no trial date set."  "Terrorist activity was used as a justification for the government restricting my freedom." ;)
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2005, 09:08:11 am »
and the broken record sticks ...I hate bush *click pop*...I hate bush *click pop*...I hate bush *click pop*...I hate bush *click pop*...
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2005, 09:12:00 am »
I hate Bush *click pop*

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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2005, 10:43:48 am »
I hate *click pop*
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2005, 11:01:05 am »

I love Bush...I love it Saddam much.
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2005, 11:02:05 am »
Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 26, 2005, 11:01:05 am

I love Bush...I love it Saddam much.

We may have a runner up in the worst pun contest. :)

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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2005, 08:50:34 pm »
He could work for Danny:

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 26, 2005, 06:37:38 am
i think this one would give great gummies!
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Re: Senior Citizen Loses Job Because Of Bush
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2005, 09:49:28 pm »
Quote from: Crazy Cooter on August 26, 2005, 08:50:34 pm
He could work for Danny:

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 26, 2005, 06:37:38 am
i think this one would give great gummies!


Iraq'n Hussein hasn't Bin Laiden months. I'm sure he'd Aljazeera all over that Shiite.

Quote from: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 11:02:05 am
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