Author Topic: I should be working (Read 3021 times)

RayB · « **on:** August 23, 2005, 05:55:27 pm »

move along.

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:58:00 am »

So should I, but that never stopped me before.

-S

dogg0 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:01:00 am »

can we have a post like this everyday?

Goz · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:07:37 am »

Whats work? oh yeah those people that pay me to sit a desk... hmm

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:16:49 am »

computer geeks unite!

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:22:16 am »

Isn't it great having a job where you get paid to discuss bacon online all day?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:25:33 am »

Stop wasting public school budget!

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:27:48 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 10:25:33 am

Stop wasting public school budget!

What if I don't want to?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:29:14 am »

What do guidance counselors do, anyway? Seriously, in my public school years, I met mine once, for 5 minutes.

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:03:36 am »

At this school they pretty much just handle schedule changes, but you also get your regular crybabies who want to come and whine about how unfair life is every day.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:10:58 am »

amg like, my boyfriend cheated on me again!

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:11:27 am »

Ah, at my high school, those kids just got high in the unused stairwells.

So you need several full time employees, for an entire school year, to handle schedule changes?

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:13:55 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 11:11:27 am

So you need several full time employees, for an entire school year, to handle schedule changes?

Sadly that would be the case. We've taught the kids that it's okay to fail, you can keep switching teachers until you hit an easy one.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:15:31 am »

Yes, but it takes minutes to process a schedule change. You can't possibly have several hundred of them a day for the entire school year.

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:17:19 am »

I never said my job was difficult.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:18:35 am »

Yes, but you must use this opportunity to eliminate the others' positions, appropriating part of their salary because you inherited their entire workload.

You are Hu Law. You are nobody's ---smurfette---. They are yours.

You will be The One.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:19:47 am »

Wow, my job is just like Highlander. That's so cool. Where's my sword?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:21:41 am »

Seriously. Get on the school committee. Tell them that 2 counselors could handle the load of the current 5. Raise the 2 survivor's salaries by 30% while eliminating 3 salaries for a net gain in the high 5 figures.

You can eliminate your peers, increase your security and your salary, and be a cost cutting hero to the administration.

pointdablame · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:24:05 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 11:21:41 am

Seriously. Get on the school committee. Tell them that 2 counselors could handle the load of the current 5. Raise the 2 survivor's salaries by 30% while eliminating 3 salaries for a net gain in the high 5 figures.

You can eliminate your peers, increase your security and your salary, and be a cost cutting hero to the administration.

and then he can get stabbed in the parking lot by the three now emotionally distraught counselors that he got fired.

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:25:31 am »

Dude, they're GUIDANCE COUNSELORS. It will take them 40 days just to work through the concept that they aren't employed anymore.

What are they going to do, write him mediocre letters of recommendation?

pointdablame · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:26:08 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 11:25:31 am

What are they going to do, write him mediocre letters of recommendation?

hahahaha.

I'm SO glad I had just finished my glass of orange juice before reading that.

Stingray · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:14:08 pm »

It would be a lot more emotionally fulfilling on my part if I could just chop off heads.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:14:29 pm »

Or nail the chicks.

Stingray · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:16:21 pm »

I'm pretty sure there's a clause in my contract that forbids me from doing that.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:17:02 pm »

Hey, this is an it would be, not a what is.

pointdablame · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:17:56 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 12:16:21 pm

I'm pretty sure there's a clause in my contract that forbids me from doing that.

-S

Well you just thought about chopping off heads... which may not have a specific clause in your contract, but is almost certainly frowned upon.

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:18:54 pm »

Okay, I guess my loose grip on reality will allow a minor distortion in my own personal space-time continuationator.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:19:26 pm »

He may get away with it if he follows the nailing of the chicks with the chopping of the heads.

For a while, anyway.

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:22:03 pm »

Probably at least a half hour. Possibly as long as 40 minutes if my luck holds.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:24:53 pm »

Awesome, you should be able to get through as many as 15 girls in that time.

Stingray · « **Reply #30 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:30:22 pm »

I think you underestimate me.

Or maybe you're overestimating me... $:-\$

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:35:02 pm »

I'm thinking at your age, you'd last 20-40 seconds with a hot teenage girl.

The problem with hot teenage girls is that they're wasted on teenage boys that don't know what the hell they're doing yet.

Stingray · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:46:47 pm »

I agree on both counts.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 24, 2005, 02:25:49 pm »

/enjoys banging teenage girls =P


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