Author Topic: Why Bacon? (Read 7087 times)

Ed_McCarron · « **on:** August 23, 2005, 02:36:17 pm »

OK, I've been reading this forum for appx a year now, and the (seemingly recent?) fascination with bacon intrigues me.

Myself, I'm particular to baked ham, but will eat bacon if presented with it at breakfast. It's not like I'll go out of my way to find that particular hunk-o-pig.

Why bacon? Is the preferred method of preparation burned crisp beyond recognition, or limp, with fatty goodness attached?

Inquiring minds want to know.

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2005, 02:41:29 pm »

You just described my thought process when I enter a nudey bar.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2005, 02:42:12 pm »

the real question should read.....

Why Not Bacon

dogg0 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:03:14 pm »

my real question: why not spam?

Stingray · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:20:06 pm »

Spam is bacon's bastard cousin. Let us never speak of it again (unless we feel like it).

-S

M3talhead · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:07:21 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 23, 2005, 03:20:06 pm

Spam is bacon's bastard cousin. Let us never speak of it again (unless we feel like it).

-S

Perhaps "Treet" is more to your liking.....

dogg0 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:08:48 pm »

on a more serious note...

i recomend that everyone in here eat kimchi chigea (kimchee soup). make it with extra spam and bacon, great stuff.

pure pork heaven.

Zakk · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:19:32 pm »

Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig...

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:21:48 pm »

that bowl is way too colorful, i dont like eating stuff thats bright orange =p

as for bacon, it is clearly a superior meat

and on a side note, ive been farting all day and it smells like beef

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:22:08 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on August 23, 2005, 04:19:32 pm

Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig...

Does it really matter?

-S

dogg0 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:33:30 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on August 23, 2005, 04:19:32 pm

Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig...

i've only had it a few times, but to answer your question:

i dont know

DrewKaree · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2005, 09:54:39 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on August 23, 2005, 02:36:17 pm

OK, I've been reading this forum for appx a year now, and the (seemingly recent?) fascination with bacon intrigues me.

What I want to know is why you've been here for approximately a year and you waited this long to ask? Clearly your thought process has been hindered by lack of bacon, and you're only digging yourself a deeper hole with each passing day. Why, grasshopper? Bacon does NOT work via osmosis. Put it to use, and you shall learn.

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Myself, I'm particular to baked ham, but will eat bacon if presented with it at breakfast. It's not like I'll go out of my way to find that particular hunk-o-pig.

mommy, make the bad man stop!

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Why bacon? Is the preferred method of preparation burned crisp beyond recognition, or limp, with fatty goodness attached?

The method isn't the magic, it's the meat, man! I can't believe you don't get that it's the meat.

.....'topes win......'topes....win

Silverwind · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:46:08 pm »

Bacon is great..

On a sandwich...
.. in an omlette
or a la carte!

On a potatoe <--- for you Dan Quayle fans
.. in baked beans
or wrapped around a fillet mignon!

mmmm I probably prefer a la carte but on a baked tater is good stuff too.. I do not like it real limp.. not burned to a crisp either... a little crispy yet still meaty.

paigeoliver · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:56:25 am »

I like sausage about 100 times more than I like bacon. There just doesn't seem to be any substance to bacon.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:51:30 am »

wtf paige is some weird spock guy

and i hate sausage, it tries to immitate bacon but fails.

and for bacon cooking techniques, i like soft and meaty, no crispy bacon for me

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:53:26 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on August 24, 2005, 03:56:25 am

I like sausage about 100 times more than I like bacon. There just doesn't seem to be any substance to bacon.

You don't have to remind us how much you like the sausage. We know.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:07:29 am »

Paige has been taken over by Mirror-Spock, which would explain his newfound loathing for bacon. There's only one thing for it. Tie him to a photon torpedo and put him out the nearest airlock.

-S

paigeoliver · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:07:55 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on August 24, 2005, 08:51:30 am

wtf paige is some weird spock guy

That is the Evil Alternate Universe Spock, who has a goatee, since he is from an evil alternate Universe. Of course the evil Spock ends up being the same, but with a goatee (since Spock is dedicated towards logic and law, and is pretty neutral on the good/evil axis).

Stingray · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:10:53 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on August 24, 2005, 09:07:55 am

Quote from: Sephroth57 on August 24, 2005, 08:51:30 am
wtf paige is some weird spock guy

Evil Alternate Universe Spock

That would be Mirror-Spock, not Evil Alternate Universe Spock. And you call yourself a Trek fan. For shame.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:38:18 am »

A wise man once said "Bacon is the one food that makes all other food worth eating..." I can't recall which wise man; but it was either Al Bundy or Homer Simpson.

pointdablame · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:56:52 am »

heh.... who else noticed that Paige said he loves sausage

* pointdablame giggles

Goz · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:59:51 am »

Quote from: pointdablame on August 24, 2005, 11:56:52 am

heh.... who else noticed that Paige said he loves sausage

* pointdablame giggles

The sausage comment plus Pat Boone and Bjork, etc...

* Gozur shakes his head

[disclaimer] not that there is anything wrong with that [/disclaimer]

-Goz

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:14:09 pm »

Yes, there is something wrong when one of us loves the sausage too much.

Pat Boone is a man's man. In Pat Boone's world, Bjork is the person who gets an asskicking for leaving the red m+ms in the bowl backstage.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:38:26 pm »

I think the bacon thing might be just a fad. Remember about a year ago everybody wanted to be a pirate? And before that there was a bunch of people trying to make their own arcade machines! Weirdos.
The bacon will die down eventually on this forum, but it will forever live on in our hearts (litteraly).

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:41:46 pm »

I will not allow the bacon to fade.

Stingray · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:44:08 pm »

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:45:36 pm »

Get an image from that music video. One where she is dancing with the tray. Make it a tray stacked with bacon.

PetitMorte · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:47:20 pm »

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:51:20 pm »

Quote from: PetitMorte on August 24, 2005, 12:47:20 pm

Thats awesome! I wish there were more spin-offs of that Citro

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2005, 05:17:00 pm »

I say to heck with the bacon, this forum (and its cholesterol laden occupants) needs a new favorite food item.

I propose Ritalin.

pointdablame · « **Reply #30 on:** August 24, 2005, 06:04:02 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on August 24, 2005, 05:17:00 pm

I say to heck with the bacon, this forum (and its cholesterol laden occupants) needs a new favorite food item.

I propose Ritalin.

Ritalin would destroy the posting habits of 99% of us in EE.

ChadTower · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:18:20 pm »

That stupid thing dances way better than I do.

toolaa · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:48:32 pm »

There is such a thing as Pork Jerky. Has any hardcore Bacon eaters tried it?

It seems to me that if there were you could have Great Bacon taste at your fingertips anywhere any time of the day. No hassles of refrigeration, cooking or hot grease splatter.

M3talhead · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:41:34 am »

If its jerkey, its not bacon, now is it?

Stingray · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2005, 09:06:55 am »

So the other day Jessica was jerkin' my bacon and...

This probably isn't the right forum for that story.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:16:18 pm »

Damn, its contagious.

I stopped at the local hotdog place to pick up lunch... Without thinking, I promptly ordered 2 texas tommies - which are hotdogs, wrapped in BACON.

It was such a subconcious decision, I have to blame it on BYOAC.

Hm... BYOAC/BACON... Only one letter off as anagrams.

pointdablame · « **Reply #36 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:33:08 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on August 25, 2005, 12:16:18 pm

Hm... BYOAC/BACON... Only one letter off as anagrams.

woah.... that's deep

ScoopKW · « **Reply #37 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:37:21 pm »

Bacon !?!?!?

Y'all are HEATHENS. Do you hear me? HEATHENS!

Pancetta is the only cured meat worthy of discussion.

The Prosciutto Integration Guild (PIG) stands ready to educate you to the joys of Pancetta, and hear confession of the consumption of mediocre cured meat products.

Your penance -- eat a 1/4 pound of pancetta.

ScoopKW

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:53:11 pm »

What the hell's a pancetta? Who let this guy in here?

-S

ScoopKW · « **Reply #39 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:03:07 pm »

Pancetta is cured Prosciutto -- available at any decent Italian butcher.

It also goes by the name "Spek" in German-speaking areas.

It's what bacon aspires to be.

ScoopKW


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