As it should be

[shmokes]

shmokes is all bark.

As opposed to all the other gods who prefer to deal up-front and face-to-face?  How's your back coming along, by the way?

[ChadTower]

How's your back coming along, by the way?

I'll know exactly tomorrow after my MRI.  As of now I'm just trying to rebuild the balance of strength and flexibility that was lost by the injury and following bed rest.  I was shocked at how much atrophy and loss of cardiovascular conditioning one can experience in two weeks of mostly bed rest.

[shmokes]

It's all part of my plan.

mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ChadTower]

Even with the bad back I'm likely stronger, faster, and in better condition than most people here.   

[M3talhead]

Even with the bad back I'm likely stronger, faster, and in better condition than most people here.   

We can rebuild him.....we have the technology.......

[Stingray]

We can rebuild him.....we have the technology.......

I have four rubber bands, a paperclip, and a broken happs super I'm willing to contribute to the project.

-S

[ChadTower]

You guys would rebuild me out of bacon.

[Stingray]

If only I had a photo of you to use as the basis for one of my photoshop/ bacon masterpieces.

-S

[M3talhead]

We can rebuild him.....we have the technology.......

I have four rubber bands, a paperclip, and a broken happs super I'm willing to contribute to the project.

-S

I have about 8 feet of speaker wire, a new starter motor for a '99 Chevy S-10, and a half-bottle of Jack Daniels. What else do we need?

[Stingray]

We can rebuild him.....we have the technology.......

I have four rubber bands, a paperclip, and a broken happs super I'm willing to contribute to the project.

-S

I have about 8 feet of speaker wire, a new starter motor for a '99 Chevy S-10, and a half-bottle of Jack Daniels. What else do we need?

1.21 gigwatts of electricity, a flux capacitor, and probably permission from a few state and local authorities.

-S

[TheVengeance]

Even with the bad back I'm likely stronger, faster, and in better condition than most people here.

[ChadTower]

Heh.  That pic is a few years old. 

Though I do still love the Jagr.

[TheVengeance]

Heh.

[ChadTower]

Note the frost all over the bottle.  That is how it is meant to be.

You'd be smiling like that too if you had a frosty bottle of Jagr in your hand.

[TheVengeance]

Note the frost all over the bottle.

[Stingray]

Is that really you Chad? Man, you look wasted. And I agree, frosty is the only way to drink Jager.

[shmokes]

I've had a bottle of jagr in my freezer for years.  That stuff is nasty.  It tastes like nyquil. 

[Stingray]

I've had a bottle of jagr in my freezer for years.  That stuff is nasty.  It tastes like nyquil. 

If Nyquil came in black liquorice flavor, I'd say you're right. Besides, BYOAC EE has a long and proud history of Nyquil drinkers.

-S

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Even with the bad back I'm likely stronger, faster, and in better condition than most people here.   

Lord knows with all the time spent on this forum, you must have built up quite the physique!   

mrC

[ChadTower]

Is that really you Chad? Man, you look wasted. And I agree, frosty is the only way to drink Jager.

Dude, I was hanging out with a bottle of frosty Jagr.

[TheVengeance]

Is that really you Chad? Man, you look wasted. And I agree, frosty is the only way to drink Jager.

Dude, I was hanging out with a bottle of frosty Jagr.

[Bacon]

Anyone need any Bacon?

[ChadTower]

Do you still have that beard?

I have a slightly larger beard now and my hair is close to shoulder length, actually.

[Stingray]

The secret's out, Chad's another long haired hippy!

-S

[shmokes]

Original Nyquil flavor does taste like liquorice.  Though, it tastes more like jagr than liquorice.

[ChadTower]

Dude, who drinks something like Jagr for the taste?  Only a sissy would sit there and sip on Jagr.

[Clonedsheep]

Ever try Uzo? It tastes like black liquorice. It's Greek and I love the stuff. I really can't drink too much Jagr.

[ChadTower]

I may have seen Uzo but I know I've never tried it.

I need to find a good bottle of Absinthe.  I used to love that stuff.

Well, I hated it the day after, usually.

[shmokes]

Dude, who drinks something like Jagr for the taste?  Only a sissy would sit there and sip on Jagr.

A sissy?  LMAO.  It's liquorice schnapps for crying out loud.  Jagr is the b1tch beer of shooters.  Shoot some tequila or whiskey or vodka.  Hell, Captain Morgan is more hardcore than jagr.  Parot Bay is more like it.

[Stingray]

I don't know man, Jager has a helluva kick to it.

-S

[Clonedsheep]

http://www.absinthe.bz/

[Stingray]

they also sell Cannabis Vodka. I am curious.

Be sure to report back with your findings.

-S

[Bacon]

Is Jagr like Schnapps? My Uncle lives in Germany and when he comes over he brings a couple of biottles of this stuff. Freeze it in ine Freezer, some tasty Bacon, a few shots and your feeling Groovy!

[ChadTower]

A sissy?

[ChadTower]

http://www.absinthe.bz/

[shmokes]

Can you even have absinth shipped here?  It's still illegal isn't it?  My brother in law brought some back from Russia and I tried it.  I don't know if it was crappy absinth, but it tasted awful.

On jagr, I don't know.  To each his own, I guess.  For me, it's not about being hardcore, it's about not particularly wanting to end up over the toilet. 

[ChadTower]

Can you even have absinth shipped here?

[Clonedsheep]

Can you even have absinth shipped here? It's still illegal isn't it? My brother in law brought some back from Russia and I tried it. I don't know if it was crappy absinth, but it tasted awful.

On jagr, I don't know. To each his own, I guess. For me, it's not about being hardcore, it's about not particularly wanting to end up over the toilet.

Did you do the sugarcube in the spoon bit before drinking it? I don't know the details but the sugar is supposed to help.

[ChadTower]

Absinthe does taste a bit crappy, but after a few shots, when you start to understand A Cask of Amontillado and conclude it is a reasonable way to think... you've got a good Absinthe ride going.

[shmokes]

LMAO

For the love of God, Montresor!"

"Yes...for the love of God!"