Paige
- Have blood stains.
 - Be stolen by Ewoks.
 - Be broken into by gangland style thugs in less than 14 days time.
 - Be used for sex at 2:52:04am in the year 2037.
 - Go mysteriously missing in transit prior to delivery.
 - Get rocks thrown at it by small children and the elderly.
 - Be used by Jesus and then re-sold on EBay for 8.2 million dollars to a casino. Paige is filthy rich
 - Serve him as a trusty and reliable vehicle for some time.
 

			
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