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obfuscated
Obfuscate \Ob*fus"cate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Obfuscated; p. pr. & vb. n. Obfuscating.] To darken; to obscure; to becloud; hence, to confuse; to bewilder.
His head, like a smokejack, the funnel unswept, and the ideas whirling round and round about in it, all obfuscated and darkened over with fuliginous matter. --Sterne.
Clouds of passion which might obfuscate the intellects of meaner females. --Sir. W. Scott.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary,