You will require 4" fine-thread drywall screws, and liquid nails in the caulking tube. You will require a Ryobi cordless caulking gun to apply this, so head to your local store and make sure to apply for their credit card in order to get 10% off your purchase.
Next, purchase a tape measure. Make sure it's blank, or at least has one side of the tape that's blank. Use that side. If possible, purchase some paint remover to remove all the numbers on the other side. Remember, measure once, cut three times.
Finally, buy three rolls of industrial velcro. Don't let anyone in on this, because they'll just look at you funnier than usual. Strip down to your underwear. Affix the velcro to every bare part of your body, and the other side of the velcro to the top of the car. Lay down on top of it, and the next time you're headed to the hardware store, make sure to take your place atop the car. When you come to stop lights, tell the people in the car next to you that you are "SuperArcadeBuilderGuy" and "follow me to old skool goodness, chums"
Barring all that, you could just ignore my advice and any information already posted here......wait.......
