You must also install Frogger, Q*Bert, and Ms Pacman and force her to play a couple games of each. Then slowly back away.
If that doesn't work, divorce her. You don't need a close-minded wife like that.
I was thinking more on the lines of a reverse "A Clockwork Orange"

. Although we all know that if my wife had her way, I would be the one in the chair having water dripped into my eyes while 5000+ Video Games flashed accross the screen while Journey music was playing in the background.

..... You can't play "Wheel in the Sky" .... It's Sin!!!!.....
All Kidding aside, It is screaming to become a Juke Box.
If anyone is interested in the plans for this just let me know and I'll draw up a cad file for it. Send me a PM.
Gotta Run
Charlie