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I was looking for a way to get permanent marker off of formica. I was going to try brute force, but some very helpful people i another thread pointed me to something called Goof Off. I learned a few things:
1.) The stuff will burn your nose hair
2.) I think it helped my sore throat
3.) It'll make you dizzy
4.) It doesn't burn the front of your hand, but it kinda stings the back
Anyways, I put some of that stuff on a paper towel and wiped it over the marker. It came off in one pass! So my first thought is "Damn this is strong stuff!". Of course, my next thought is "Exactly how strong is this stuff." This is the story of exactly how strong this Goof Off really is...