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hatrick beat me to it! I'd have thought I was the only person on this board that had EVER heard of the stuff, since it DEFINITELY ain't cheap!
Indeed I can offer a suggestion!
The stuff is similar to the Rust-Oleum hammered finish, but this stuff is used on lots of tools (think big table saws/drill presses/shaper tables etc). I know it sounds like it's made for metal, but I've used it on wood, MDF, and LAMINATE!
The stuff is called "Hammerite", and seems to me to be a cross between epoxy and paint, and is tough as friggen nails. It's a two-part paint, IIRC, and you'd better make sure you like the color, because I haven't figured out a way to strip it short of a hammer and a cold chisel

Offhand, though, I dunno if they have a distributor in the U.K. but if they do, after you've "experienced" it, I guarantee you'll find other uses for it.
I'm not positive, but it appears as if Grizzly Tool Manufacturing uses the stuff on all of their tools.