If'n yer noobs like us, you gotta go post a pile of nonsense in quote pyramid form. Hey, I dunno why the rest of you noobs think this is lame. Look at me, this is my zero-th post and I've already got a sticky! w00t!
i gave you some in the other place instead. 
woo, my internet coolness just went up a bit 
That's how gentle and non-invasive that pansy is. You didn't even feel what he REALLY meant by "in the other place"

Hey, does this mean mission is gonna ---smurfette--- like there's no tomorrow about losing all his posts, since that's the only thing that gives his life meaning?
I think it's time to go act like subzero with some folks that have like 300 posts and see if they make fun of me because I'm a noob

TuffGuy: Hey noob, shut up and use the search
Me: Eff that, my time is too valualualualable to search. You tell me, and make it so I don't have to work
TuffGuy: If'n you don't use the search, nobody will help you here
Me: You're all wankers and yU0r t3h gH3y
