Author Topic: The Ramblings of the BYOAC Insane! (Read 266718 times)

Stingray · « **Reply #800 on:** August 16, 2005, 02:59:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 16, 2005, 02:58:57 pm

I knew a girl we called Trout.

Because there are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

-S

tommy · « **Reply #801 on:** August 16, 2005, 03:25:09 pm »

Drew smells like fish!

ChadTower · « **Reply #802 on:** August 16, 2005, 10:21:53 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 16, 2005, 02:59:54 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on August 16, 2005, 02:58:57 pm

I knew a girl we called Trout.

Because there are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

Actually, no, that's not it. She had this bf who she was really into, but every time she wasn't around, all he did was talk about how often he nailed her and that he didn't give a crap about her. It would have been sad except that she was a real ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---. He was making a joke one day about how he was having her from behind and it was making a slapping sound like a paddle ball... every time we saw her after that, we'd yell SLAP SLAP SLAP. We were laughing our asses off about that one day and I joked that it was like a trout you've dropped in the bottom of the boat, slapping around, smelling like a fish. After that, no one called her by her name, they called her Trout.

I have a tendency to say things that stick around for a long time and take a life of their own (hello, mr speedbags).

I managed to convince him to fishhook her (same position as before, slip it in door #2, whens he turns around to complain, stick a finger in her mouth and pull back). When he said he did it, we thought he was lying, until she confirmed it for us later on for some reason.

tommy · « **Reply #803 on:** August 16, 2005, 10:53:35 pm »

Quote from: GGKoul on August 16, 2005, 06:36:25 pm

Quote from: tommy on August 16, 2005, 03:25:09 pm
Drew smells like fish!

WoW.. thats original..

Don't make me look and point out your pointless posts pecker peter.

Bones · « **Reply #804 on:** August 16, 2005, 10:55:28 pm »

Smell like fish, taste like chicken.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #805 on:** August 16, 2005, 11:54:01 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 16, 2005, 10:55:28 pm

Smell like fish, taste like chicken.

actually, i once knew a fish who smelled like chicken

(just thought id make an appearance in this thread. BTW, like my avatar. some gen x guys will know where that comes from)

ChadTower · « **Reply #806 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:35:17 am »

Quote from: tommy on August 16, 2005, 10:53:35 pm

pointless posts pecker peter.

Stingray · « **Reply #807 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:55:06 am »

Quote from: tommy on August 16, 2005, 10:53:35 pm

pointless posts pecker peter.

Nice alliteration.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #808 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:56:43 am »

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #809 on:** August 17, 2005, 10:03:11 am »

wtf??

ChadTower · « **Reply #810 on:** August 17, 2005, 10:58:51 am »

Hrm... he had a pointless posting peter pecker, and I posted a pic of porky pig, who had a speech impuhpuhpuhpediment.

Stingray · « **Reply #811 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:25:30 am »

<-- BOOM!

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #812 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:31:03 am »

I assumed you were going to replace his gun with a strip of bacon. He is Porky Pig.

Stingray · « **Reply #813 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:40:32 am »

Valid point.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #814 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:42:08 am »

Awesome.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #815 on:** August 17, 2005, 12:13:20 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 17, 2005, 11:40:32 am

Valid point.

-S

Verging on caniballism.

GGKoul · « **Reply #816 on:** August 17, 2005, 05:36:55 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 17, 2005, 11:42:08 am

Awesome.

You got some good photoshopping skills...

KenToad · « **Reply #817 on:** August 18, 2005, 01:59:39 am »

Here I go reading this funny as hell topic and then, bang, Chad just slams down a disturbing female-hating sex post.

What's up with that?

Bones · « **Reply #818 on:** August 18, 2005, 03:38:21 am »

Quote from: KenToad on August 18, 2005, 01:59:39 am

Here I go reading this funny as hell topic and then, bang, Chad just slams down a disturbing female-hating sex post.

What's up with that?

It's because Chad is homosexual.

Jessica Simpson · « **Reply #819 on:** August 18, 2005, 04:12:48 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 18, 2005, 03:38:21 am

It's because Chad is homosexual.

Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Stingray · « **Reply #820 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:43:42 am »

Quote from: Jessica Simpson on August 18, 2005, 04:12:48 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 18, 2005, 03:38:21 am
It's because Chad is homosexual.
Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Hyuck hyuck!

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #821 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:21:17 am »

Quote from: KenToad on August 18, 2005, 01:59:39 am

Here I go reading this funny as hell topic and then, bang, Chad just slams down a disturbing female-hating sex post.

Stingray · « **Reply #822 on:** August 18, 2005, 01:40:39 pm »

I dislike most people. Not that there's anything wrong with that you ---daisies---.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #823 on:** August 18, 2005, 01:41:48 pm »

Hey cool, "---daisies---" doesn't get auto censored.

---daisies---. ---daisies---. ---daisies---. ---daisies---. ---daisies---. ---daisies---.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #824 on:** August 18, 2005, 06:39:11 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 18, 2005, 03:38:21 am

Quote from: KenToad on August 18, 2005, 01:59:39 am
Here I go reading this funny as hell topic and then, bang, Chad just slams down a disturbing female-hating sex post.

What's up with that?

It's because Chad is homosexual.

Erm....I think the proper phrase is

"Chad is a gay homosexual"

Quote from: Jessica Simpson on August 18, 2005, 04:12:48 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 18, 2005, 03:38:21 am
It's because Chad is homosexual.
Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Indeed, Jessica!

ChadTower · « **Reply #825 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:09:04 pm »

Get it right, man.

Ith tho thuper to thee you!

Stingray · « **Reply #826 on:** August 19, 2005, 09:28:15 am »

Quote from: Stingray on August 18, 2005, 01:41:48 pm

Hey cool, "daisies" doesn't get auto censored.

daisies. daisies. daisies. daisies. daisies. daisies.

-S

Damn moderators taking away all my good profanities!

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #827 on:** August 19, 2005, 09:38:08 am »

---auto censored--- the moderators.

Shape D. · « **Reply #828 on:** August 19, 2005, 10:46:03 am »

Hello, Sailor.

ChadTower · « **Reply #829 on:** August 19, 2005, 10:48:57 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on August 19, 2005, 09:38:08 am

---auto censored--- the moderators.

Stingray · « **Reply #830 on:** August 19, 2005, 10:59:39 am »

Bestsest Hello Kitty av ever.

-S

Shape D. · « **Reply #831 on:** August 19, 2005, 11:10:22 am »

As far as I knew this was the only hello kitty av.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #832 on:** August 19, 2005, 11:34:16 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 19, 2005, 10:48:57 am

Quote from: bosss7 on August 19, 2005, 09:38:08 am
---auto censored--- the moderators.

Why is the word pay autocensored?

No no no. That's what I do AFTER I ---auto censored--- the moderators.

Stingray · « **Reply #833 on:** August 19, 2005, 12:57:06 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on August 19, 2005, 11:10:22 am

As far as I knew this was the only hello kitty av.

You shouldn't let that diminish the fact that it's the best.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #834 on:** August 22, 2005, 11:26:09 am »

And a nice classy Monday bump.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #835 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:43:54 pm »

Stingray · « **Reply #836 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:46:13 pm »

I don't know, that looksl ike a pretty good hunting dog to me. The raccoon looks very distracted anyway.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #837 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:51:33 pm »

I did think of that. That dog could be the best hunter ever. It could have found the only raccoon on Earth that could give it what it wants.

That dog could have been hunting for raccoon sex.

Stingray · « **Reply #838 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:54:04 pm »

Plus, now we know where Coon Dogs come from.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #839 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:54:41 pm »

Nice one.


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