That's a great tutorial, wish I'd had it before

And yeah, maybe the switches are wired in a non-standard (?) way on the Happs 8/4-way. I'll check it out.
The crazy thing was that wiring all four joystick switches in what I thought was NO made Left and Right not work (using GhostKey), and Up yeild a closed circuit for Up, Left and Right; and Down yeild a closed circuit for Down, Left and Right. Flipping the connections on the KeyWiz didn't work as I'd expect: Left or Right didn't yeild their respective switch, plus Up and Down, but rather actually crashed the GhostKey program.
Dunno. Occam's razor says it's the joystick, but testing the L/R switches with a loose Cherry switch (same as the ones for the buttons) still yeilded no signal or crashed GhostKey when paired with the conditions above. The inputs on the KeyWiz that I'm currently using for L/R are L/R on Player 2, because I couldn't get L/R to work for Player 1, despite using the same setup in both cases.
I likely just got lost in all the wiring

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