Dear Sir,
This letter is to inform you that you are inviolation of my IP rights in regards to your unlawful use of the "Smiling Emoticon."
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Cease and decist all use of this image without first contracting with me for its use. Furhtermore I am sending you a bill for your past uses.
Best Regards,
We're Sending Two Guys Over
P.S. Please stop using the Internet(TM). That's mine too. wahhh.