Thanks for all the tips. I'll look into those paint suggestions.
Thanks for the tips on the router, yeah I intend to practice

Here's what might be a silly router question: Other than buying a router table,
is the best way to make sure you route a straight line along an edge still to make a jig of some sort and clamp it to your work piece to use as a guide as you slide the router down the piece?
Yeah, the wet look paint is what I'm after......because the piece is relatively small I can probably get away with buying a few cans of spraypaint, I'll just have to pick some colors I like. Krylon, Home Depot, whatever......so long as it gives a nice finish.
But I'm still confused on the decal application:
Do you spray-adhesive the decal down and then paint over it with a clearcoat?
Will that ruin the artwork,make it bleed, get wet, etc...or do you need to do something to protect whatever art you've put down. Or is there no way to do that....you know, seal the art to the piece.
