Okay, feel free to laugh at me while I kick myself in the head.
Last night I'm cleaning out the area of the basement behind the washer and dryer.  The cold water input on the washer leaks a bit, then the dryer lint gets in it, and it gets this pasty stuff on the floor.  So I'm back there cleaning, and I'm looking into what I can do to fix the leak.  I move the washer a foot to the left.  I continue cleaning.
Later on I'm trying to do laundry and the washer is now dead.  Dead, dead, no response to turning it on.  DAMN.  So, I have all the 
mad 3l3ctrical sk1llz now, right?  I'm anxious to use them.  I test the outlet... good, grounded.  I take the CP off and the housing off and test the power supply and the lid switch... both good.  I run some more tests for continuity... good.  I finally determine there must have been a part on the ledge and I pushed it off when I moved the machine.  I resign myself to calling a repair guy and go upstairs to curse at myself for a while.
An hour later I have a flash of realization and I go back downstairs, turn the WATER source back on, and it starts right up.  I had turned off the WATER when I was checking the hoses.  I was so anxious to use my new 
mad 3l3ctrical sk1llz that I never even thought about WATER.
I spent two hours taking that thing apart and testing parts of it... and that's not counting the putting it back together that still needs to be done.   
