Blatz - Gold colored can with shite brown lettering. Big fricken upside down UPS Butt-ugly Brown
TM with "Blatz" in cursive plastered across it.
If you seriously like Pabst, I can almost guarantee you'll like Blatz, although the stuff might be pretty rare outside of Wisconsin.
Leinenkugel's makes two PHAT ones around this time of year - Double Butt and Big Butt - but if they don't carry it on tap, don't waste your time. It even sucks out of the bottle.
Want something nice to throw you for a quick loop? Spaten Optimator, or Salvatore...fairly similar, and they go down so well, I'm well greased by the time I realize I've drunk too many of 'em

If you can find either of those on tap, you should make that your new favorite bar and stop looking. If you can't find 'em....road trip over here and I'll take you out for a few on tap....I take NO responsibility for what you do after two or
twelve three of those going down your gullet

For those of you who are Miller Light piss drinkers, I don't suggest you even whiff the bottle cap of any of those beers I recommended. You may not even be able to stagger to a chair before passing out and splitting your head open
