Heh heh. When I "misread" the title, I thought you said "strippers". I know one place, it's called the Brass Rail down on *Young?* street...

But seriously, that will end up costing a lot to ship. What, something like 3 trillion pounds... (I've had to lug a couple of arcade cabinets into my basement and man those things are heavy!)
No takers in the Toronto Area?? Did you try posting it on CGCC?