The things I don't like about Paris Hilton:
1) She's NOT pretty.  I believe she got her start with daddy's money.  It just sort of went from there.  I mean, really, she has a rat-face.  Really.  It's a rat's face.
2) In EVERY picture of her I've seen, she has the same *exact* expression on her face.  No deviation.  Always this stupid smile that looks like she's about to toss the cookies.
I could care less about her breast size, or her home-movie pr0n, but the chick is *not* pretty.  I never even heard of her until the tapes came out.