SATANIC COUP D'TEAT IN AMERICA!!

[DrewKaree]

hey cool. floyd, i just made my 666th post!!!

Dude, you SO planned that for this thread!  Stop   james' butt!

Careful, you'll break an ankle, either trying to jump ON or OFF that bandwagon!.....or Savuul will hear you and smite you.  

[DrewKaree]

and now im suffering from permanent deja vu...

All over again?  

(man, I think I caught it too!  Cover your mouth when you cough/sneeze)

[Floyd10]

Fun Fun Fun!

[danny_galaga]

Careful, you'll break an ankle, either trying to jump ON or OFF that bandwagon!.....or Savuul will hear you and smite you.  

unfortunately drew, it is you who have blasphemed   . you are not to blame however, i have yet to post all the tenets of the church of Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence). but a principal maxim is this:

The name of  Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) must always be uttered (or uddered if you're so inclined) in its entirety.
as i receive more revelations from Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) i will post them. He is truly great!!

[DrewKaree]

Who, Savuul?

And someone's sig clearly states "Blasphemy is a victimless crime", sooooooo  

 

[danny_galaga]

Who, Savuul?

And someone's sig clearly states "Blasphemy is a victimless crime", sooooooo  

 

when Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) finally feasts on that lunar delicacy may you never savour the heavenly bliss of that delectable frommage...

[shmokes]

Who, Savuul?

And someone's sig clearly states "Blasphemy is a victimless crime", sooooooo  

 

I'm famous!!!

[DrewKaree]

I'm famous!!!

No, you're "known"...get over yourself you pompous windbag  

What's that?  Kettle...black....whaa?

Do you hear banjos too?

[Floyd10]

 

DK I just love you.

and at the risk of sounding stupid, you aren't the real famous dk, right?

[shmokes]

I'm famous!!!

No, you're "known"

Nonsense!  There's no difference.  Being loved is not a requirement of being famous.  There's no undoing your mistake.  You've established my fame.

[DrewKaree]

DK I just love you.

and at the risk of sounding stupid, you aren't the real famous dk, right?

would that I were!  I'd be using my money to purchase Hummers by the dozen (not the Monica Lewinsky kind, the car!) and just starting them in the morning and letting them run all day...I'd take one down to the plastic burning factory I'd create, and right about now, I'd be in talks to build my second factory where all we did was burn old tires.

The ability to laugh at oneself will pay off in spades once you reach my age.  For anyone to take themselves too seriously simply leads to early death due to untold numbers of health problems....high blood pressure, heart disease, anxiety, stress, hangnails, bloodshot eyes, premature balding, dandruff, smelly feet, etc.

I'm famous!!!

No, you're "known"

Nonsense!  There's no difference.  Being loved is not a requirement of being famous.  There's no undoing your mistake.  You've established my fame.

mebbe YOU need the "Buckles up the back, with crossing arms in the front" newfangled jacket!

You may think fame is the way to happiness, but no one's ever said they love you!  You're just not loved....ALTHOUGH....I DID like you in your "green mask - I wanna be the Hulk" photo!

*insert Sally Field voice @ awards show*
You Love me....you really love me!
*cue fake tears*

[stimso]

"I don't believe one word of it (because they're full of S***), but it's funny."

Stimso here, creator of the "Occult Cabal"  site you have linked to.  You should be aware that this is a joke, a bit of whimsy, a tongue-in-cheek satire of how the Bush administration manipulates religion and uses symbolism to further its agenda.  It also takes a poke at the fundamentalist conspiracy hunters, running a fine line between jest and earnestness.  Just so you know.

Thanks for taking a look and sharing it with others, though.  Just remember it's meant to be taken with more than one grain of salt.  Glad you found it amusing!

[stimso]

Whoever made that website apperantly doesn't know what Univercity of Texas is! Hookem' Horns!  

Ho ho!  Yep, I do.  The so-called "devil horns," in addition to being the salute of the Texas Longhorns, is also close to "I love you" in sign language and is a rude gesture in Italy.   I'm glad you use the word "apparently" because appearances can be deceiving.  It's satire, silliness, funnin' about by recontextualizing disparate occult-looking symbols.

Amusing to see that someone who apparently can't spell the University of Texas can make such baseless assumptions about what I do and do not know about it.  So there.