Notice how 'deltar' won even though 'hmspgh' tried sniping six times?   

  Also.. Notice how both these people should be sterilized for offering over $100 for a rubber duck? 
I have to start giving creepy backstories to everything I own, I'll make milliones off stupid, superstitious imbeciles.  Kind of underlines the old adage about a fool and his money soon parting doesn't it?