Ok, now I'm blushing. Really.
Actually, I didn't sell him one. What happened was, I spotted these two auctions:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6107992515&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IThttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13718&item=6107991974&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVWWhen I spotted 'em, neither had any bids, so I put in a bid on each for just the opening price (just to scare away the guys that bid on anything with no bidders), and contacted Allroy. He put me in touch with his uncle, and we decided to let him outbid me on the single stick auction, and I took the other. That way, if he won, we'd both get sticks (since I was DEFINATELY going to win the other auction

), and if he didn't, I'd still have a spare to offer him. As it turned out, nobody else bid at all, so we both won.
And, while we're patting each other's backs here, NoOne=NBA= was kind enough to refrain from bidding, even though he spotted those auctions on his own, just because he suspected something like this was up. Big thanks to him, and any of the rest of you who did the same. (BTW, I'm curious, WAS anybody else watching those?)
-Kremmit