The master has settings for Master, Slave, and Cable Select.
The secondary has a bunch of possible settings (15 head MA, SL, CS, 16 Head MA, SL, CS, 32 bit MA, SL, CS, etc). I just left it at 16 Head SL as that is how it worked in the other machine. I figured it would be fine that way in the new one. I also tried CS on both, putting the HD with the OS on the end of the IDE cable of course and still, no dice.
I also tried the new hardware wizard and it did not help me. Its got to be something strange but I just can't figure out what the hell it would be.