Off topic, but this is Everything Else and my Cowboys season is over anyway.
University of Houston had their conference championship this morning. I was there.

First we crash an alumni event and begin day drinking at 10am.

Yess... yess... play for your non-alumni...

"Uh, anyone want this leftover booze?" "Yes."

Hmm... these seats are pretty good... but we can do better...

There we are...

And, off to their first major bowl game since 1984...
