Thank you all for the suggestions. Truthfully, if I only had access to one of these, I'm sure I'd be happy with it.
I gave a significant effort to look for jeepguy81's files, but came up short. He supposedly has a folder somewhere but I couldn't find it on the ftp site and the download pages over there simply have too many files. It does look awesome, but I can never get things right with HS and I really want this simple.
I love arcade OS and have it on a multiboard, but I think I'm going to go with attract mode if I can find the vertical themes. The default pacman layout is a list on the left, snapshot on the right, marquee up top and it was very easy to configure.
I also checked out mGalaxy and it was super simple, but I wasn't quite sure what I was installing. During the installation process it looked like it was doing something with the google chrome folders. The text goes by quick and I don't have the skills to investigate, but I'm curious to know if I was imaging that or if it's actually going through google chrome during the install. If anyone knows one way or the other, it would be great if they would post. After even mentioning anything out of the ordinary, it would be nice to clear it up if it's nothing.