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Author Topic: Defender III Discovered!  (Read 1752 times)

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2004, 12:21:43 am »
"There's an Atari 2600 version of this game, too. It's in the same landfill where all of the E.T. cartridges are buried. The on-screen flicker was so bad, it apparently killed several people during testing."

LMAO!

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2004, 12:30:00 am »
hahahaha


thats classic!

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2004, 01:51:52 am »
OMG! I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
Genius, pure genius!

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2004, 03:10:41 am »
wish they had it for mame , i'b like to see if i could handel the on-screen flicker
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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2004, 08:43:59 am »
Is it just me or is Waldo in one of those SSes?

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2004, 11:00:25 am »
There's an R2D2 in the pic below that one...

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2004, 01:10:05 am »

  I don't even want to KNOW how that got on KLOV.  ;D

  Good stuff, thanks for sharing!

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2004, 08:51:27 am »

  I don't even want to KNOW how that got on KLOV.  ;D

  Good stuff, thanks for sharing!
It never was on KLOV, it was an April Fools 2003 from Nathan Strum of MacMAME.  See the address bar and the disclaimer at the bottom of the page.
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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2004, 04:07:56 pm »
PAHAHAHAHA.
http://www.macmame.net/klov/def3_cp.html

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EDIT:
The description and game play tips are priceless.  ;)
« Last Edit: January 03, 2004, 04:10:38 pm by Sasquatch! »

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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2004, 07:44:57 pm »
I've actually had people email me about the roms (the web link is to my home page for my defender (orig) cabinet.

Nathan's a funny guy.... and that little prank was especially funny to me. Even after he told me he was going to do it, and borrow some of my pics, I almost believed it. I'm amazed at how many people HAVE believed it, when it is SO outrageous.

I'll let him know you enjoyed it.
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Re:Defender III Discovered!
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2004, 05:49:57 pm »
Thanks for the kind words! It was a fun joke to write. I'm glad to see people are still discovering it. ;D

Originally, the bogus KLOV entry was just intended to support the April Fool's review I did for Cinemarcade's "The Games That Time Forgot":

http://www.cinemarcade.com/gametime48.html