Where was I? Oh yes, on Friday I had traced the MiniGrip mounting plates onto the bottom of panel A.
(I've got two top panels: A for Assault, B for Buttons. Panel A is faintly labeled "B" in pencil, and panel B is labeled "A".

But they're different widths and now that they have control-holes it's quite obvious which is which.)

Ultimarc's joystick mounting kit involves these threaded inserts, a good scheme:

The joystick shafts are pretty darn short for bottom-mounting on this 3/4"-thick board. First I drilled holes for the threaded inserts, from the inside surface
almost to the outside surface.
Then I got serious with the Dremel router and carved out a cavity for one of the mounting plates. This would wiggle-proof it with side support and more importantly raise the joystick's guts a few millimeters into the board - closer to the outside.

This must be the real-world skill that Qix was preparing us for. The Wood Recognizer just derezzes anything in its path. Intoxicating power, and the results were everything I'd hoped.

Pretty much a perfect fit. I was a bit surprised it went so well.
My pilot holes were deliberately somewhat small; they weren't perfectly aligned with the mounting plate's holes, so I used the Dremel router to widen and re-center the holes. Then I could put in the threaded inserts.

They went in nice and straight, and right under the mounting plate holes. Confident now, I moved on to the second joystick's mounting area.
Remember that scene in TRON where Flynn commandeers a Recognizer, but before he's really learned to control it, it falls apart into its component polygons?
That's about what happened to mine.
This Dremel router attachment apparently has a tendency to shake itself to pieces. Vibrating machines have a reputation for such problems, but this thing has, like, greased plastic screws. It seems
designed to shake itself apart. Well,
now I know.
So suddenly knobs and things are falling here and there, and I recognize them in my peripheral vision as parts of the tool I'm using!

I stopped working immediately.
Protip! When parts start falling off your power tools, don't make "just one more cut" before investigating.

I put the thing back together, and I've been more careful to keep it tightened up between cuts, but I can't find this one part, the sort of brake-shoe-esque friction collar that turns one handle into a depth lock knob. That was a very handy feature for cutting a flat area like this. The second joystick area, done without it, was harder to cut.

But the tool could still maintain a
maximum depth, so the final results were just fine.

Whew!
Meanwhile, one of the threaded inserts had gone missing. So I installed 7 out of 8. I figured the last one would turn up again eventually.
I'm still concerned that these joysticks may be too low, since their shafts are so short. If necessary, I can deepen the mounting areas and threaded insert holes by a mm or 2, by revisiting this step. Maybe twice that, if I'm willing to let the inserts show on the top surface. (The CP art would still hide them, but my goal is to have not a single screw showing on the outside of this whole unit, so I hope I don't have to.)
I could even grind down the threaded inserts to be shorter. They're really pretty tall - see this post's second picture. I think they would still work fine with about 3mm taken off the narrow end.
Hopefully the sticks will look fine as is, without all that extra effort. In any case, at this point I was ready to call these control boards finished, and move on to the box that would support them.
Also around this time, I put little keying notches in the holes for the E-Stik joysticks. These mount in a button hole, and can pretty easily be loosened and rotated 45 degrees (e.g. for Q*bert). They have little keying tabs to keep them from turning when you don't want them to, so I made notches for those at 0 and 45 degrees.

Good idea, but I did that too casually, and some of the notches are way too big. They should really be the exact size and position to grip those little tabs snugly. I want to re-do them.
I was thinking I'd have to Bondo those over and cut them again. But looking at that picture just now, I realized that I can just cut new ones at the 90 and 135 degree positions, and use those instead! Whew!