Got this gem earlier this morning......

[CoryBee]

Main forum was is looking a little destitute today so I thought I would share this.

Receive a call and this email from a potential "customer"

 

Hey there,

Thanks a lot for taking your time to answer my call on coin-op bartop cabinet.

I do mobile games at day time, live near bar with Street Fighter 2 machine, and wish to build mobile competitive arcade.

We've chatted about solar-powered bicycle with an arcade cabinet.

2 players
4 usb slots for 2 keybords and 2 mices
2 cup holders
ashtray
coin-op
~400W solar power bike\backpack-mounted panel - optional


If anything, I'll be glad to get any 2 players Tekken 6> bartop cabinet you might have, preferable with coin-op.

Please let me know when would be the best time to come over and talk about 30% advance maybe?

Thanks!

[yotsuya]

Cup holders AND ashtray? Go get your 30% ---smurfing--- now, bro!

[CoryBee]

Cup holders AND ashtray? Go get your 30% ---smurfing--- now, bro!

Forgot about the bloody solar panels.....

[CoryBee]

Got another email from this guy, obviously ---smurfing--- with me or mentally ill.

P.S. found such cabinet with an ashtry earlier this morning on alibaba , maybe will operate on cans and bottles CRV refund

I am at a loss for words on that last part and his mock up of a recycling powered arcade machine....with solar panels.....

[Vigo]

You still gotta mount that ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- on bicycle handlebars and add 2 "mices". 

[CoryBee]

You still gotta mount that ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- on bicycle handlebars and add 2 "mices".

Of course, that is what will bring it all together. BYOAC Hall of Fame here I come!!!

[yotsuya]

CB-

Is he planning on putting this on location, or is this going to be in home?

[CoryBee]

CB-

Is he planning on putting this on location, or is this going to be in home?

In his friends bar apparently. But according to him it is busy only 3 nights a week which is why he wants to be able to make up his money back by having it on his bike....??

Oh and he wants it to be a tekken 6 machine or something, I honestly lost track of all the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---, and sent me this link

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Arcade-game-converter-board-timer-control-board-credit-round-control-board-for-PS3/121617_764514203.html

So that it can still be coin op.

---smurfin--- aye man

[yotsuya]

CB-

Is he planning on putting this on location, or is this going to be in home?

In his friends bar apparently. But according to him it is busy only 3 nights a week which is why he wants to be able to make up his money back by having it on his bike....??

Oh and he wants it to be a tekken 6 machine or something, I honestly lost track of all the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---, and sent me this link

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Arcade-game-converter-board-timer-control-board-credit-round-control-board-for-PS3/121617_764514203.html

So that it can still be coin op.

---smurfin--- aye man

Tell him you want $5000 to do it, and to make the check out to "Carlos Danger".

[Rick]

Tell him you want $5000 to do it, and to make the check out to "Carlos Danger".

Careful! That's Anthony Weiner/Stephen Colbert's handle.

:

[CoryBee]

Carlos Spicy Weiner?

[Rick]

Carlos Spicy Weiner?

"Why are you wearing Han's clothes? Seriously, watch the actual movie. Lando is wearing Han's clothes in this scene. It's really weird."

[CoryBee]

Carlos Spicy Weiner?

"Why are you wearing Han's clothes? Seriously, watch the actual movie. Lando is wearing Han's clothes in this scene. It's really weird."