Did you ask Rich at this old game? Awesome build!
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, an eyepatch, a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender looked up and asked him "Excuse me sir, do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" To which the pirate replied "Argh I know, it's drivin me nuts!"