Ok, since we are on a streak of "name that game", I got one I that needs some identifying.
I was drunk off ---my bottom--- one night several years ago, and playing some random games on my cab. We were playing a game that was a side scrolller, but so much about the game is foggy at best. It was two player and I remember in the beginning you are scuba diving en route to a secret underwater base, probably chucking harpoons. Then you get to the base and it is kill bad guys and such. I can't remember if you shot them or punched them, but since I think it was sort of a spy game, I am guessing it was shooting.
Everything else is a drunk and sloggy blur, but I remember laughing ---my bottom--- off about the game. It was probably the booze distorting reality, but I remember the way they animated the sprites seemed pretty hilarious, but for the life of me, I don't remember why. I'd like to take a look at the game while sober.