*cue National Geographic music and british accent*
"So observe, if you will, the cycle of the
Newb (latin:
Nu-Be ) : First is the bombarding of beginner questions such as, 'How fast of a CPU do I need for MAME?

and WINDOWS OR DOS???'.
Newbs are immediately identified by overuse of the Caps-Lock button and question marks. Then, once comfortable with his newly found arcade knowledge, he begins to tentatively answer the same questions he just asked mere months ago. Finally, to complete the cycle, he metamorphasizes into that most prized status: the
Veteran, or
Regular, if you like; and through a social gaming ritual he convinces his friends to build a Mame cab, simultaneously creating more
Newbs and further establishing himself as an Expert, and thus the circle of life continues..."
