My weight loss plan has worked really well the last 2 months.  I've lost about 30 pounds.
Here's the steps:
1.  Miss a bunch of deadlines at work due to no fault of your own
2.  Have your 3 year old kicked out of daycare for defending himself (the other kid was kicked out too, they pretty much have a 0 tolerance policy)
3.  Have your wife tell you that she doesn't love you anymore and wants a divorce
4.  Also have said wife pretty much bail on all the family bills
5.  SUCCESS!
edit:  Ok, this probably was a thread-jack, sorry about that.  Although, I have lost about 30 pounds in 2 months.  And now I have no one bitching about cabinets in the house, so that's good.  Also, great job to the OP, you did things that 90% of america could probably never do.  Be proud.