I Still can't forget about my ex-girlfriend

[ChadTower]

I hope they were funny.  Let me know if you find them.   

Too inside and were following up on your joke that was beaten to the punchline anyway. 

[saint]

weak sauce

Kegels.

[boykster]

weak sauce

Kegels.

Kegels with cream cheese?

[Thenasty]

It doesn't necessarily mean you're gay.  A lot of people experiment when they're in college.

Ahhh!!!1 one thing I missed.............college that is 

[BadMouth]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 

[ChadTower]

[BadMouth]

It goes both ways.

[ChadTower]

They should have gotten anyone who can play the guitar to do that cover.

[yotsuya]

No one here mentioned putting on The Smiths? Or am I the only one who had girl problems in the late 80s and used sad British pop music to get through it? 

[BadMouth]

No one here mentioned putting on The Smiths? Or am I the only one who had girl problems in the late 80s and used sad British pop music to get through it?  

I don't mean this to be disrespectful or anything.  I am just going to state some facts -

My friends and I always agreed that you had to be gay to own a smiths album.
The only one of my friends that did own a Smiths album went on to become a hairdresser.
It's more of a hobby, as he's a kept man.(kept by another man)

I thought it was just us that had this theory, but in Marilyn Manson's book, he also states that you have to be gay to own a Smiths album.
If several people independently reach the same conclusion, there's probably some creedence to it.

I listened to Nine Inch Nails - Prety Hate Machine when I had girl trouble.
There's a mistake.  Eventually I grew some balls and outgrew the whiny ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---.

They should have gotten anyone who can play the guitar to do that cover.

Well, during the Grung era, I'd listen to anyone who wasn't wearing spandex and making "O faces".
I do enjoy me some Steel Panther nowadays....... now there's some Valentine's Day music...
Steel Panther - Community Property

[RayB]

Hey Funnel,  you could hire me to photoshop all your photos of your ex. I'll make her look fat and disgusting. PM me for more info.
 

[polaris]

No one here mentioned putting on The Smiths? Or am I the only one who had girl problems in the late 80s and used sad British pop music to get through it?  

I don't mean this to be disrespectful or anything.  I am just going to state some facts -

My friends and I always agreed that you had to be gay to own a smiths album.
The only one of my friends that did own a Smiths album went on to become a hairdresser.
It's more of a hobby, as he's a kept man.(kept by another man)

I thought it was just us that had this theory, but in Marilyn Manson's book, he also states that you have to be gay to own a Smiths album.
If several people independently reach the same conclusion, there's probably some creedence to it.

you and marilyn manson thinking something makes it a fact?

[BadMouth]

you and marilyn manson thinking something makes it a fact?

Well, there were all my friends at the time too.....that's like 5 more people.
I never considered it important enough to do any further research.

Nowhere in my post did I say it was a fact.  I said we had the theory.  
I said Manson wrote about the same theory in his book.
I believe the theory to be true pending evidence to the contrary.

I did finally buy their greatest hits via amazon mp3 when it was $5 last month, but that doesn't count. 

[yotsuya]

you and marilyn manson thinking something makes it a fact?

Well, there were all my friends at the time too.....that's like 5 more people.
I never considered it important enough to do any further research.

Nowhere in my post did I say it was a fact.  I said we had the theory.  
I said Manson wrote about the same theory in his book.
I believe the theory to be true pending evidence to the contrary.

I did finally buy their greatest hits via amazon mp3 when it was $5 last month, but that doesn't count. 

I'm pretty sure my wife would vouch for me that I am a confident heterosexual. And I own many Smiths albums.   

[BadMouth]

I'm pretty sure my wife would vouch for me that I am a confident heterosexual. And I own many Smiths albums.  

   I'm glad you are secure enough to not get upset about it.  
(I think it's a funny story)

[polaris]

you and marilyn manson thinking something makes it a fact?

Well, there were all my friends at the time too.....that's like 5 more people.
I never considered it important enough to do any further research.

Nowhere in my post did I say it was a fact.

No one here mentioned putting on The Smiths? Or am I the only one who had girl problems in the late 80s and used sad British pop music to get through it? 

  I am just going to state some facts -

[BadMouth]

You cut off the facts that I stated.

If several people independently reach the same conclusion, there's probably some creedence to it.

That's the closest I came to claiming it was a fact.  

It's a funny story.  If it's a funny story that offends fans of The Smiths, then it's that much funnier.

[polaris]

it was just a little humour, i'm not a fan of the smiths, jonny marrs a nice bloke but thats as far as i'll go. i think their fans probably are gay like nin fans who admire a man who wears make up, thats probably more gay than the smiths





edit their theyre, gets me every time

[RayB]

Liking The Smiths is gay, and you cite this chick?





Ooooookaaaayyyy 

[Thenasty]

done......

[polaris]

Telling other people that they're gay because they like something you don't is gay.

i thought gay was when two blokes did it

[Donkbaca]

Polaris you are right, but Jim is right, its a slippery slope, one leads to the other 

[Rando]

Telling other people that they're gay because they like something you don't is gay.

i thought gay was when two blokes did it

Actually it's when two people of the same gender do it, but there never seems to be the same negative connotation with females as there is with males.

[polaris]

Telling other people that they're gay because they like something you don't is gay.

i thought gay was when two blokes did it

Actually it's when two people of the same gender do it, but there never seems to be the same negative connotation with females as there is with males.

you get societies in students unions etc called LGB in the UK, meaning lesbian gay bisexual, i'm used to gay referring to dudes to be honest
and you are correct, casual homophobia is aimed at guys in my experience

[Thenasty]

It's just that sometimes she pops on my mind.

I think Funnel found a new GF.

He abandoned this thread, I believe.

Just make sure you don't say your old GF name while you're in the sack with the NEW GF or you will end up looking for a new one again. 
(I use to do that purposely when it's time to let the GF go)

[Donkbaca]

He must have grown a beard...

[Thenasty]

hmmmm...maybe

[RayB]

Polaris you are right, but Jim is right, its a slippery pole, one leads into the other 

WHAA???!

[DillonFoulds]

Ark's post was crap... what a horribly written article...

I think the universal rule of rebound is for every year you're together, you get one month acceptable rebound time. You're together for 5 years, you get 5 months of rebound.

Anything beyond that you're being a ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- if you're a guy, or an attention whore if you're a girl. Either way, if you're outside of your rebound allotment, it's time to man up/shut up and move on, plain and simple.

[Funnel]

It's just that sometimes she pops on my mind.

I think Funnel found a new GF.

He abandoned this thread, I believe.

Just make sure you don't say your old GF name while you're in the sack with the NEW GF or you will end up looking for a new one again. 
(I use to do that purposely when it's time to let the GF go)

   
Nah, still here. Some dudes went off topic and kinda missed the point of replying so...

[Funnel]

What a warm welcome!

[Donkbaca]

How is the beard coming along?

When is the "I just forgot about my ex-girlfriend" post going to be made?

[Funnel]

  First, explain to me... why a beard???

[Donkbaca]

Chicks dig beards.

[leapinlew]

Chicks dig beards.

Also, a beard says "I'm a man, a manly man. The kind of man you want to be. The kind of man who can change a tire without tools. The kind of man who doesn't cry about girls too dumb to realize what a manly man I am"


hmm, on second though - skip the beard.

[RayB]

Uh no. Beards are a gay hipster thing now.

[JMB]

Beards a gay hipster thing now.

For additional verification look for the can of PBR

[CCM]

Uh no. Beards are a gay hipster thing now.

Tell that to Brett Keisel...

[ChadTower]

Also, a beard says "I'm a man, a manly man. The kind of man you want to be. The kind of man who can change a tire without tools. The kind of man who doesn't cry about girls too dumb to realize what a manly man I am"

"I have a beard just like the man you want your man to be like.  Look away.  Now look at me.  I have no beard.  The man you want your man to be like also no longer has a beard.  You don't know that yet so I am informing you now.  Have some zero calorie chocolate.  I am on a horse."

[Donkbaca]

Beards will always be cool.