Well, to clarify, it was a $30 gallon of paint, not something I describe as cheap. I have painted many walls in our house, and always put the second coat on when the first is still sort of tacky, and never had a problem. Obviously that's different than painting laminate.
I should have known better, but I only had one day to paint this, and I started out with a rattle can.....that ended quickly, and I ran to the store to buy some "real" paint. There was no mixing as this came already black.
What about a matte sealer, would that work?? I really have no energy to strip this thing back down........sigh