lol.... I don't want a pretzel!!!! I just had a bannana!!!!!
Im actually a big enough loser that I typed up the lyrics:
I will beat pac-man
Pac-man
Pac-man
Pac-man
Pac-man
I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 20 YEARS NOW,
AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT!
I'M ON LEVEL EIGHT-HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE,
BUT I'M CONVINCED THERE'S AN ENDING TO THIS ---fracking--- GAME!
I WILL BEAT PAC-MAAAAAN!
INKY, BLINKY, PINKY, STINKY, WINKY;
WHATEVER YOUR ---fracking--- GHOST NAMES ARE!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
I'M GONNA GET A ---fracking--- POWER PELLET,
AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GHOSTS!
AND LOOK!
THERE'S A BANANA FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
YOU GHOSTS THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM GETTIN' IT!?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG ---gosh-darn--- IT!
YOU ARE BIG TIME WRONG!
...
MMM THAT WAS A GOOD BANANA!
I EVEN ATE THE SKIN!
I DON'T CARE!
CUZ I'M PAC-MAAAAN!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
NOW THERE'S A PRETZEL FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
I JUST ATE A BANANA!
I DON'T FEEL LIKE A PRETZEL!!
...pac-man...
You're ruining my life.
You're draining my bank account.
Pac-man... YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
STOP TAKING MY MONEY PAC-MAN!
---by the flying spaghetti monster's hairy nether regions!--- WHEN WILL THIS GAME EVER END!?
I DON'T WANNA PLAY PAC-MAN ANYMORE,
BUT I DON'T WANNA QUIT!
CUZ I'M SURE IT'S JUST ONE MORE LEVEL I'VE GOTTA BEAT!
JUST ONE MORE LEVEL AND THERE WILL BE SOME GRAND FINALE I'M SURE!
SOME GRAND ---fracking--- FINALE!
PAC-MAN! YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!